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I know a lot of yous think yous are writers , but yous are not Mamood from the

NOTW .I thought yous were supposed to be street wise ? There are plenty of people not gullable enough to be taken in with a week sussed out lie .

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I know a lot of yous think yous are writers , but yous are not Mamood from the

NOTW .I thought yous were supposed to be street wise ?  There are plenty  of people not gullable enough to be taken in with a week sussed out lie .

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you

 

gullible

 

They're

 

weak

 

 

Now piss off back to N-O will you?

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I know a lot of yous think yous are writers , but yous are not Mamood from the

NOTW .I thought yous were supposed to be street wise ?  There are plenty  of people not gullable enough to be taken in with a week sussed out lie .

118075[/snapback]

 

you

 

gullible

 

They're

 

weak

 

 

Now piss off back to N-O will you?

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Divvn't try and palm him off on us!

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*Do we have a sheepshagging avatar for this inbred?

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Nope.......but we've got a smiley for him! ;)

 

:baby:

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I know a lot of yous think yous are writers , but yous are not Mamood from the

NOTW .I thought yous were supposed to be street wise ?  There are plenty  of people not gullable enough to be taken in with a week sussed out lie .

118075[/snapback]

 

you

 

gullible

 

They're

 

weak

 

 

Now piss off back to N-O will you?

118077[/snapback]

 

:baby: I hope you don't do much work with colons, doctor! ;)

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Somebody could pretend to be a real pimp actually working in the area,

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A picture of Themags yesterday:

 

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him ;)

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him ;)

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I like this idea

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him :blush:

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Whilst that would be funny, it sounds about as legal as what he's doing. ;)

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him ;)

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You're presuming that..

 

a ) He has a computer,

 

b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to,

 

c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one.

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him ;)

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You're presuming that..

 

a ) He has a computer,

 

b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to,

 

c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one.

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been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all.

 

What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net.

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him ;)

118268[/snapback]

 

You're presuming that..

 

a ) He has a computer,

 

b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to,

 

c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one.

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been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all.

 

What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net.

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I didn't understand a fucking word of that. V.complicated. :blush:

 

Aye, I've been having about 3hrs kip a day for the last 5, so that might explain it.

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how about we set up a website for this bloke under the guise of a male prossie? On the site we could make up a load of bollocks about how everybody has to be careful in case of police actiuvity therefore although I say meet me after the drop, you should hang around and after you've seen me pick up the money follow me out and we'll go do the dirty :baby:

 

Just imagine the look on his face, 50 quid in hand and a big sweaty biker gagging for it next to him ;)

118268[/snapback]

 

You're presuming that..

 

a ) He has a computer,

 

b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to,

 

c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one.

118327[/snapback]

 

been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all.

 

What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net.

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I didn't understand a fucking word of that. V.complicated. :blush:

 

Aye, I've been having about 3hrs kip a day for the last 5, so that might explain it.

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I dont understand either.

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you had to make me go and do it didnt you? you're a bad influence.  ;)

 

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I really really worry about you sometimes.... :baby:

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pah women, nae originality when it comes to ruining some blokes life, always the same answer.....

Marry them

 

:baby:

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It's a mutual ruination. Worse for us at times as there's always one more childlike creature you have to look after than what you give birth to.

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