peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Rockshots ?????? 118870[/snapback] If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Rockshots ?????? 118870[/snapback] If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Rockshots ?????? 118870[/snapback] If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] DOH I was suggesting a place where "him" and The Mags paths probably crossed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Rockshots ?????? 118870[/snapback] If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Rockshots ?????? 118870[/snapback] If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? ) 118866[/snapback] Utter genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Rockshots ?????? 118870[/snapback] If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback] 118878[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? ) 118866[/snapback] Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? ) 118866[/snapback] Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage? 118882[/snapback] Is "flogging the biscuits" a Gemmillism for spanking the monkey ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Is "flogging the biscuits" a Gemmillism for spanking the monkey ???? 118886[/snapback] nah, knowing G it probably does involve biscuits tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You know, flogging the biscuits? Torching the pony? Boxing the bald criminal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You know, flogging the biscuits? Torching the pony? Boxing the bald criminal? 118889[/snapback] hmmmm very apt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You know, flogging the biscuits? Torching the pony? Boxing the bald criminal? 118889[/snapback] Looking through the microsope for the tweezer etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You can't let it stop here. I like the idea of pretending to be undercover plod, getting him to confess all. Or you could just paint "SCALLY PIMPING BASTARD" in massive letters on his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 You know, flogging the biscuits? Torching the pony? Boxing the bald criminal? 118889[/snapback] Looking through the microsope for the tweezer etc etc 118893[/snapback] Composing one's self, putting one's mind to other things, etc etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? ) 118866[/snapback] Sounds good, but I doubt he would go for it. How about telling him the money will be left inside a DVD in HMV or Virgin on Northumberland Street? We can 'hover' around the locale and then when he's spotted going inside we can all congregate outside the entrance - cameras and laughter ready - awaiting him coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 that website is utter fucking class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? ) 118866[/snapback] Sounds good, but I doubt he would go for it. How about telling him the money will be left inside a DVD in HMV or Virgin on Northumberland Street? We can 'hover' around the locale and then when he's spotted going inside we can all congregate outside the entrance - cameras and laughter ready - awaiting him coming out. 118901[/snapback] Aye and as you stand outside you could be handing out flyers designed in the style of the spoof website to all the passers by, handing him one as he leaves the shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geofire17814 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 How about a Roger Cook type sting! video camera mic ask him for a few coments about previous customers hes let down. My and me mates did one to a local corner shop the indian bloke was selling us beer when we where 16 (not a bad thing for us). He jumped over the counter ran round and locked the front door then threatened us with a knife. funny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Anyways, Im digressing how about we text him this week and offer him £500 to do a 3sum? tell him we'll put £200 down as deposit but it has to be in Newcastle not Durham and we want to do the exchange at 2pm on Saturday (the Trent? ) 118866[/snapback] Sounds good, but I doubt he would go for it. How about telling him the money will be left inside a DVD in HMV or Virgin on Northumberland Street? We can 'hover' around the locale and then when he's spotted going inside we can all congregate outside the entrance - cameras and laughter ready - awaiting him coming out. 118901[/snapback] Aye and as you stand outside you could be handing out flyers designed in the style of the spoof website to all the passers by, handing him one as he leaves the shop 118907[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 How about a Roger Cook type sting! video camera mic ask him for a few coments about previous customers hes let down. My and me mates did one to a local corner shop the indian bloke was selling us beer when we where 16 (not a bad thing for us). He jumped over the counter ran round and locked the front door then threatened us with a knife. funny as fuck. 118908[/snapback] cornershopproprietorphobic. tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagsFan 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Put the utter rubbish your spouting in the bin provided: EDIT: Peasepud - for anyone just getting here and wanting to keep up with the thread I'd recommend jumping straight to the bottom of page 62 and reading from there. However, if you're an OFSTED inspector you may wish to stick around and see the kind of shite that the education system is currently churning out as typified by our old friend MagsFan here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 botter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Put the utter rubbish your spouting in the bin provided: 118944[/snapback] Pissflaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Put the utter rubbish your spouting in the bin provided: 118944[/snapback] I love this twat, hes like the most unfunny fucker ever to enter our sad little world but in his head hes laughing manically at his quips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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