JawD 31 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I think its only right that he dropped in it from a geet height before the thread retires. Got out with a BANG not fade away so to speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 or someone that way inclined could text him and see "look sophie i know your a bloke, how much to knock your back doors in?" 119752[/snapback] Step forward Smooth Operator...... 119757[/snapback] Done. I texted him, "Seeing as you're a bloke how much for blowing out your bomb doors? His reply, "You think I'm a bloke? What you on about, I'm a girl. Wanna arrange a meet?" 119765[/snapback] Smoothy I think you should text him puff next time he asks for a pic of your tool. See if being faced with the owner of that he's still up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) or someone that way inclined could text him and see "look sophie i know your a bloke, how much to knock your back doors in?" 119752[/snapback] Step forward Smooth Operator...... 119757[/snapback] Done. I texted him, "Seeing as you're a bloke how much for blowing out your bomb doors? His reply, "You think I'm a bloke? What you on about, I'm a girl. Wanna arrange a meet?" 119765[/snapback] He obviously either has the intelligence of a makem or he's on to us and is wanting to arrange a meeting so him and his mates can give someone a kicking! Edited April 12, 2006 by David Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler's Mom 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Dunno if it's been suggested before, but why don't you set up a "myspace" blog with his details on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Bewildered by the female aversion to the c word. Mrs hips loathes it as well. 119675[/snapback] I don't really understand it either. It's just a word. There are all sorts of names for the male genitalia (as sung by Noel Coward) but none of them particularly offend me. Incidentally, one of my female friends quite likes the c-word but cannot abide the word 'quim'. Fascinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Foof is the daddy tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Bewildered by the female aversion to the c word. Mrs hips loathes it as well. 119675[/snapback] I don't really understand it either. It's just a word. There are all sorts of names for the male genitalia (as sung by Noel Coward) but none of them particularly offend me. Incidentally, one of my female friends quite likes the c-word but cannot abide the word 'quim'. Fascinating. 119936[/snapback] Along with Twat, Quim is quite possibly my favourite word. And the name of a Portuguese goalkeeper if memory serves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Foof is the daddy tbh. 119953[/snapback] That's one that wor lass uses. My sister used the word fairy when she was a bairn. I still can't eat a fairy cake to this day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Foof is the daddy tbh. 119953[/snapback] That's one that wor lass uses. My sister used the word fairy when she was a bairn. I still can't eat a fairy cake to this day! 119968[/snapback] my little girls call it their 'minnies', which is particularly funny when a girl at work talks about the fact she's putting a new air freshener in her car Oh how i laught to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Bewildered by the female aversion to the c word. Mrs hips loathes it as well. 119675[/snapback] I don't really understand it either. It's just a word. There are all sorts of names for the male genitalia (as sung by Noel Coward) but none of them particularly offend me. Incidentally, one of my female friends quite likes the c-word but cannot abide the word 'quim'. Fascinating. 119936[/snapback] Along with Twat, Quim is quite possibly my favourite word. And the name of a Portuguese goalkeeper if memory serves 119955[/snapback] The Benifica keeper I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Foof is the daddy tbh. 119953[/snapback] That's one that wor lass uses. My sister used the word fairy when she was a bairn. I still can't eat a fairy cake to this day! 119968[/snapback] I'm no chef, but I think I'm right in saying that minge is NOT an ingredient, so you should be ok to try one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I dont know why i hate the C word so much really, i think probably because its a word that can be said with so much venom Foof is fine though, makes me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Wor lasses bairn calls it her Wilma. Wor lass told her she used to work with someone called Wilma, the bairn was in hysterics for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I dont know why i hate the C word so much really, i think probably because its a word that can be said with so much venom Foof is fine though, makes me chuckle 120015[/snapback] thats why its so great. You know where you are with c*nt, no confusion. I would have thought a woman would find gash the most offensive.. but Im not one so what do I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Wor lasses bairn calls it her Wilma. Wor lass told her she used to work with someone called Wilma, the bairn was in hysterics for hours. 120017[/snapback] Bet she loves the Flintstones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I dont know why i hate the C word so much really, i think probably because its a word that can be said with so much venom Foof is fine though, makes me chuckle 120015[/snapback] thats why its so great. You know where you are with c*nt, no confusion. I would have thought a woman would find gash the most offensive.. but Im not one so what do I know 120020[/snapback] gash is not pleasant but not as bad a C*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Haven't heard 'blit' for a while btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 axe wound or if you're really lucky......paper cut. tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 The GOLD lustre is getting tarnished tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I quite enjoy flange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I quite enjoy flange. 120045[/snapback] We know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Beef Curtains is always a favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Beef Curtains is always a favourite. 120047[/snapback] Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Beef Curtains is always a favourite. 120047[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Beef Curtains is always a favourite. 120047[/snapback] Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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