jonasjuice 0 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Internet Grammar Pedantry vs. Internet Wage Braggart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Was in a course at work today with someone whose surname was 'Mott'. I almost had to chew through my gums to stop myself asking him if his lass was called 'Hairy'. Back at school we had a teacher called Mr Mott It was even funnier back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobH 0 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 WEEK 43 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 As if he's posted a wage slip the nobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Just a word to the wise for the patents of youngsters. Gruffalo stage play is on for several days at the theatre royal late June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13967 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Emily Maitlis did last night's Newsnight piece on Angela Merkel's UK visit from a bench at Herman ze German, my favourite sausage joint in all of Soho. General and random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Just a word to the wise for the patents of youngsters. Gruffalo stage play is on for several days at the theatre royal late June. We've been to see that, as well as Room on the Broom - All brilliantly done and the bairn loved it. Children should go to the theatre more often. As should grown-ups come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 :lol: I just hope he is saving up for his NI payments and extra tax. Or if he isn't that he doesn't piss someone off enough to snitch to the taxman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 We've been to see that, as well as Room on the Broom - All brilliantly done and the bairn loved it. Children should go to the theatre more often. As should grown-ups come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I just hope he is saving up for his NI payments and extra tax. Or if he isn't that he doesn't piss someone off enough to snitch to the taxman. Scrape that barrel captain boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Scrape that barrel captain boring You paid 20% tax on a weekly wage of £1656 with no National Insurance contributions. If that is your average then you are getting approx £75,000 a year taking holidays and sick into consideration. This means you owe 40% of everything over £32,000 this means you owe the taxman £17200 Your lack of NI means you will qualify for no state pension or any unemployment allowance if you lose yor job. As an iT contractor I have my own company and a family member who is an accountant to help me with all that. I assume you do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You paid 20% tax on a weekly wage of £1656 with no National Insurance contributions. If that is your average then you are getting approx £75,000 a year taking holidays and sick into consideration. This means you owe 40% of everything over £32,000 this means you owe the taxman £17200 Your lack of NI means you will qualify for no state pension or any unemployment allowance if you lose yor job. As an iT contractor I have my own company and a family member who is an accountant to help me with all that. I assume you do the same. Be quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 They'll find you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Money and tax advice off the unemployed. Super Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 What makes you think I'm unemployed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 We're all unemployed. In Dessie's mind he's the only one capable of making a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 What makes you think I'm unemployed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You paid 20% tax on a weekly wage of £1656 with no National Insurance contributions. If that is your average then you are getting approx £75,000 a year taking holidays and sick into consideration. This means you owe 40% of everything over £32,000 this means you owe the taxman £17200 Your lack of NI means you will qualify for no state pension or any unemployment allowance if you lose yor job. As an iT contractor I have my own company and a family member who is an accountant to help me with all that. I assume you do the same. How do I owe 40% of everything over 32k if 20% has already been paid. You even said that in the same post. You need to lay off the tablets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 How do I owe 40% of everything over 32k if 20% has already been paid. You even said that in the same post. You need to lay off the tablets. Ok you only owe £9000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 17 divide by 2 = 9 in kevins little world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Think before you post Kevin. Its even less because I have been paying 20% on my tax free allowance which now stands at the first 10k thanks to the conservatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Think before you post Kevin. Its even less because I have been paying 20% on my tax free allowance which now stands at the first 10k thanks to the conservatives. You still owe the taxman a fair wodge. And have no NI contributions. Edited February 27, 2014 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You still owe the taxman a fair wodge. And have no NI contributions. What is a wodge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Des? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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