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One of my patients told me to go and fuck myself last night. Slightly ungrateful, I thought considering we'd just stopped him bleeding to death.

Did you tell him that carrying sex toys on shift is generally frowned upon in the NHS?

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You go first.

My choice has NEVER ever taken the piss out of themselves, which for me in what a lad should be is an absolute must. Has between 5000 and 15000 posts, I honestly believe they are positioned so far up their own arse, no operation to drag them out could ever be truly successful. I'll leave it at that.

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