Alex 30246 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Apologies if anyone else has picked up on this but is this really what we've become as a country? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/08/pharmaceutical-specialist-loses-job-and-home-due-to-tax-error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 That's what happens when you introduce a policy of 'hostile environment'. Mistakes can be made but it's an absolute fucking joke that no one has taken a quick look at it and realised that the lady is contributing to our country and is absolutely no danger to anyone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 (edited) Well it's Theresa May and Amber Rudd's wet dream come true. After years of having their hands tied over deporting the likes of Abu Hamza thyeve now gone "full retard" to appease the daily mail readers and are deporting any fucker with a tan or accent. Anyone with 2 neurons can see there's a middle ground. Edited May 8, 2018 by Kid Dynamite 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Nice to see the convicted child rapist is suing the Academy and criticising the #Metoo movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 He's saying that they didn't give him a chance to defend himself. If I were them I'd say fair enough, come to LA to have a chat with us and see how he responds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceCadet 5 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 (edited) Armed police have just stormed my mother's local asda, dogs in tow. They should just send in Monkey Fist. Edited May 9, 2018 by SpaceCadet Grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 You want to send MF in to deal with your mother? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceCadet 5 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 To deal with the nutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 That's what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceCadet 5 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I've never heard her swear, my dad however is a nutter... not quite like MF though. MF is definitely related to Raoul Moat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Do nutters need to swear like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceCadet 5 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 They need to show behaviour consistent with that of being a nutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38570 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, adios said: You want to send MF in to deal with your mother? I wouldn’t know where to look… Not a problem for Dicky, mind. Spoiler NSFL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceCadet 5 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 This is why we don't put the kids pictures up on social media. Too many weirdo's for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38570 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 17 minutes ago, SpaceCadet said: This is why we don't put the kids pictures up on social media. Too many weirdo's for that. That’s no way to refer to your kids, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Your kids aren't sexy enough anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I’m just surprised he got someone pissed enough to fuck him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38570 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, adios said: Your kids aren't sexy enough anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38570 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I’m just surprised he got someone pissed enough to fuck him That would imply consent… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 On 03/05/2018 at 11:20, Alex said: That is brilliant. Incidentally, what sort of twat, obviously pissed himself gets wound up by a bloke quietly drinking a beer on public transport? Also you're allowed to drink on trains or at least most of them, that's why they sell cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Sidestepping the last page or so quite strongly here. Went out for an incredible meal last night, Simon Wood who won masterchef in 2015 and has his own restaurant in Manchester these days was doinga guest night at a place near me, the White Swan in Fence (highly recommended if you ever find yourself near enough) and it was absolutely amazing! Seats were so in demand we ended up sat at the bar by the time we booked which the lady taking our booking was very apologetic about, she needn't have been as we ended up having the best seats in the house, could see into the kitchen at things being prepared, got a few free glasses of wine from the manager behind the bar as he was prepping all the glasses for the wine accompaniments to each course. Met Simon afterwards as he came round the tables to see everyone, came across very well, he's really quite handsome face to face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) His place in manc is always dead when I go past Edited May 10, 2018 by strawb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I heard they're resorting to giving wine away in exchange for forum plugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Looks like they've found a body in the search for Frightened Rabbit frontman Scott Hutchison https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/11/body-found-in-search-for-frightened-rabbit-singer-scott-hutchison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Awful stuff. I remember a girlfriend of mine loved The Midnight Organ Flight. That’s not a euphemism either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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