PaddockLad 14576 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Good luck with that @Howmanheyman I went for an interview with a company who makes pork pies a couple of months ago interviewer: “tell me what you know about the role you’re being interviewed for” me: “site services engineer, responsible for all services that make the plant function and operate efficiently, day shift only, 0730-1700” interviewer: “no sorry we filled that role” me “whut?” interviewer: “yeah we took old Harry from the line maintenance shift team to fill that. He’s 60 now and wants a break. We’re interviewing for his role, it’s an insane “Panama” shift pattern, 6 till 6 days and nights with a call out rota for the same money...do you fancy it?” me “....” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Offer verbally accepted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34385 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Congratulations spunkguzzler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Funny thing is, we have just had a 'Colleague Satisfaction' survey email round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5900 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 My anonymous NHS survey (so anonymous they know when I haven't filled it in) asked me if I'd been physically assaulted by my manager in 3 separate questions. It's an odd question to ask even once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Well, have you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 My grandad is fucking riddled with cancer. He’s 89 and had an amazing life but it sounds like he is on his last legs. Got a good 3 weeks off for Christmas so going to spend most of it with him I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Ah man Strawb Spend it with him kid and chat about things when you were a kid and having fun, give him all your love man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26271 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Sorry to hear that, strawb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3193 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Hug him dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Sorry Strawb, that's probably the last thing you need after the year you've had. You're a good grandson for making so much time for him though, it'll mean everything to him I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 15 hours ago, strawb said: My grandad is fucking riddled with cancer. He’s 89 and had an amazing life but it sounds like he is on his last legs. Got a good 3 weeks off for Christmas so going to spend most of it with him I think Sorry to hear that, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19801 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 17 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Well, have you? aye, don't leave us hanging ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19801 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 16 hours ago, strawb said: My grandad is fucking riddled with cancer. He’s 89 and had an amazing life but it sounds like he is on his last legs. Got a good 3 weeks off for Christmas so going to spend most of it with him I think Sorry to hear that - you've had a tough year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Thanks lads. Fuck 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Should be asleep since I have an early morning flight to the hot ATL. Hopefully see Josef and Almiron as a busted flush for this match. Let that then go on to spur Miguel here next season. My nerves are getting to the best of me! Pints up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Notice going in this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I know you shouldn't laugh, but... christ almighty https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Got to give them credit for the jauntily crossed legs, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9985 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26749 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 On 04/12/2018 at 13:23, wykikitoon said: Offer verbally accepted There'll be a happy donkey tonight. On 04/12/2018 at 21:44, strawb said: My grandad is fucking riddled with cancer. He’s 89 and had an amazing life but it sounds like he is on his last legs. Got a good 3 weeks off for Christmas so going to spend most of it with him I think Sorry to hear that mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Sonatine said: The global distribution map - fuck Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Had on, there's 11 Europeans and 15 Africans, meaning that, if everyone in Europe was shacked up, I'd have to go to Africa for some top shagging? And what if nobody in Europe is a registered pilot? Fucking think on "CIS (UK) Ltd" if that is your real name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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