Dr Gloom 19788 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Wyki faces a simple and inescapable choice: chaos with the man who went once, following the California 101 rough guide itinerary, or strong and stable leadership with the hipster legend who hoverboarded the length and width of California so often, he knows it like the back of his hand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 The prick will end up doing it on a push bike anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19788 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 He suggested a team trip with his workmates. He's going alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3187 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, ewerk said: SF -> Yosemite -> Morro Bay -> Carmel -> LA -> San Diego LA is pretty shit tbh. Where did you stay in Morro Bay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 The Embarcadero Inn. Morro Bay was nice for a stop over but there’s several towns in that area that you could substitute it for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19788 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Tbf, I panic-shaved my nads when I caught crabs at 18, and it got rid of the buggers. The grow-back was an itchy week, mind. Have crabs got 6 legs? No? Thank fuck for that, I must have scampi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3187 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, ewerk said: The Embarcadero Inn. Morro Bay was nice for a stop over but there’s several towns in that area that you could substitute it for. I’ve been a few times my Aunt and Uncle live there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16571 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: He suggested a team trip with his workmates. He's going alone. You mean I am coming back alone after I've buried them all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 In an alternative universe, I’d like to be a milliner and make sarcastic money from this annual festival of Hat Twattery . ( the headline picture, “many like to keep things simple but elegant”, with a picture of some bint with a cloth Sydney Fucking Opera House on her head). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) I was stuck for something to watch last night so put on Dawn Wall. I get that over time you lose any fear of heights and living precariously on a cliff becomes normal but the sheer persistance to spend six years planning one climb and the physical capabilities to hang on to the tiniest cracks was incredible. Plus the story with his partner was a nice touch. Well worth watching. Edited June 21, 2019 by ewerk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Aye, as amazing as Free Solo is, I found Dawn Wall a much more engaging film. From a climbing point of view, a route of such sustained difficulty is just mind boggling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 His whore of a wife didn't get nearly enough shit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I take it you’re upset with Honnold’s bint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 SHE CHEATED ON HIM! Even after he threw that cunt off a cliff to save them. Poor Tommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Oh, her. Edit; the bloke he pitched off a cliff survived, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 What does everyone normally write in a card for a Christening? I usually put “All the best” in ones for my mates bairns as a laugh but I need to be a bit more professional this time. This is the kind of small, inconsequential shit that fills me with terror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 "Your dad's used your savings as his personal betting account, that's the real reason why there's fuck all left for you. Good luck for the future." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 “ Make me proud Son” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I feel like my years have piss-taking have warranted this response, fair play. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Are you religious? If you are, then something like , ” This special day marks the start of your spiritual journey. May it bring lasting peace and joy to your life.” If not, something like, ”Lies. It’s all lies” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 "Buy property not drugs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16571 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Some close friends of ours have had bother their bairns christened. The whole day is a laugh. The father is religious and went to church a lot as a kid and up to his early 20s still went every week. He got married then kids. His wife isn't religious one bit. They both want their kids to go to a Catholic school within the area they have just moved to. So she is sending him and the kids to church every week and she totally refuses to go What a fucking mug he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Didn’t get a card in the end. Got there 15 minutes late so missed the boring bit and got stuck straight into the scran. A success of a day all around. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 My cousin is a Wycombe wanderers fan. He has a bet on every game through an online account, just accumulating winnings as he goes. He was £12 up at the end of the season. He whacked the lot on 1 spin on of an online slot and won £20k 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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