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Definitely long haul. Seat pitches are too small these days to recline. The cunt in front of me tried it on the way back from America last year so I spent the entire time  digging my knees into his back. It might be okay if you’re a short arse but for anyone 5  12+ it’s not comfortable.

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

even long haul? :lol:

 

Especially long haul. You have to be a selfish twat to cause the person behind you extreme discomfort for an extended period. Ewerk is 100% correct on this. Grrrrrr. 

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4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, but he’s also a cunt- there’s a reasonable way to deal with it, which he isn’t doing. 
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Aye, he’s not doing that to young bloke 

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3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

every cunt reclines in long haul man, even in economy.

if you don't. you're getting fuck all sleep 

If you sleep on long haul you’re a cunt 

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And for the record, at 6 foot 2 and living a hefty long haul flight away from home. Recline every time, never had a problem with the person in front of me doing it and I'm definitely not going a 30 hour flight without tilting back to sleep. 

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I never recline and I wish nothing but the worst for people that do. I once had some German cunt spin round in his seat wanting to know why my knees were digging in the back of his seat. Well mate, it's because you're a cunt. 

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Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so  I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth,  if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you.

 

I fucking hate flying me.

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4 hours ago, Renton said:

Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so  I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth,  if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you.

 

I fucking hate flying me.

 

Fuck sitting at the front

 

 

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