The Fish 8951 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 hours ago, strawb said: If you are going right up to the boundary at the side it might need a party wall surveyor depending on how next door is laid out. Would definitely recommend a structural engineer since you will need a fair few steels. There's currently a brick wall right up to the boundary that we're looking to extend to, which goes pretty much as far as we want to go as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Started with a tweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8951 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: An architect wont have a clue about what's holding up the building. Only whether mocha maker will fit in the corner of the kitchen It does. Don't worry about that. Mrs Fish wants an island, and black steel bifold doors going the width of the house, plus a range cooker and a big american style fridge freezer. Think she might have to lower her ambitions. She's already done it once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8951 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: No free Calippo for you, ya bellend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 59 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Place I used to work had a lad like that. He once called up and said his dog had tooth ache. An admin lass said that was the last straw and emailed the main gaffer. He said he would sort it. He just emailed the lad asking him not to upset her There was a lad at work who went to see the manager halfway through the shift in tears saying he had to go home as he'd left the window open and his cat had fell through to his death, (he lived in a block of flats) and his lad was blaming him so he had to go home. It was a few years ago, he was gay lad, the only gay in the village factory, a nice lad but was a bit shy, fish out of water etc. The gaffer wouldn't have had a clue how to react to his tears/reaction so probably let him go asap just to get him out of his office. He'd have told us to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 38 minutes ago, The Fish said: It does. Don't worry about that. Mrs Fish wants an island, and black steel bifold doors going the width of the house, plus a range cooker and a big american style fridge freezer. Think she might have to lower her ambitions. She's already done it once. You’ve got a girlfriend, we get it! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 38 minutes ago, The Fish said: It does. Don't worry about that. Mrs Fish wants an island, and black steel bifold doors going the width of the house, plus a range cooker and a big american style fridge freezer. Think she might have to lower her ambitions. She's already done it once. I've got all that. Underwhelming. Boifolds have been open once. Island is full of kids' crap. Fuck off fridge freezer keeps things cold. Range cooks things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Renton said: I've got all that. Underwhelming. Boifolds have been open once. Island is full of kids' crap. Fuck off fridge freezer keeps things cold. Range cooks things. Can confirm the bifold doors bit only mine have been fully opened a bit more, maybe five times in three years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8951 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 43 minutes ago, Renton said: I've got all that. Underwhelming. Boifolds have been open once. Island is full of kids' crap. Fuck off fridge freezer keeps things cold. Range cooks things. Aye it's not like they're going to open out onto Lake Como or owt. It's a toss up between money and earache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Renton said: Boifolds have been open once. I told you not to let Farmer Giles install them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34191 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Real life ED-209. Why they gave it Renton's walk, I couldn't tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 I'm not the fucker with a robot fetish and who's got electronics in his heart, literally. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16502 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I told you not to let Farmer Giles install them. I'm sat crying at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 I’m not sure if we have a snooker thread but Ronnie O’Sullivan looks like a Victorian dentist with those sideburns. ”Yes that one will have to come out, have some rum for the pain, pass me my ball peen hammer & chisel...” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2068 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 seen this on NO Took me ages to sus it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19746 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 On 8/14/2020 at 14:26, Renton said: I've got all that. Underwhelming. Boifolds have been open once. Island is full of kids' crap. Fuck off fridge freezer keeps things cold. Range cooks things. alright eeyore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Yesterday had some devastating news about a close family member. Feel like I'm losing it, finding it hard to process and cope. As you get older everything turns to shit doesn't it? We're all in the same boat and just have to get on with it, I know Being hungover as fuck doesn't help but I needed to drink yesterday, now I have to face the consequences of that too. Never felt this low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Sorry to hear about your troubles, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19746 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 sorry to hear that, renton. the eeyore joke couldn't have been more poorly timed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Cheers. I'm off with the kids today and the weather isn't helping either. Going stir crazy here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19746 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 put them in front of the telly and treat yourself to some me time in the wank shed/bathroom. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Just now, Dr Gloom said: sorry to hear that, renton. the eeyore joke couldn't have been more poorly timed. I know! It was a fair comment like, but I now am being forced into putting things into perspective. I've had it lucky so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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