ewerk 26316 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "Sport" Aye, because footballers in the nineties were reknowned for their physique. £4.5m for this tubby fuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Looks like Paul Chuckle at the Whitby Goth fest. (And yes, I know who Gerry Francis is ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I like the bit in golf when they take their little cap off after tapping a ball into a hole from 4 feet away to mild applause. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Why do they need a golf slave/butler to carry their bats and tell them which one to hit the ball with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Watching this video, all I could think was "I bet this is how @ewerklives". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 When you drive a car that could fit your Ford Focus in its boot it's prudent to buy a house with a double garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 One slot for the car, one for the horse cart. Got ya. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 The door to get in and out is quite clever though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 how do his passengers get out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Before he drives into the garage? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 unless it's raining when they're forced to do it dukes of hazzard style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 He’s Belgian- they’ll go straight down the chute to the basement dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Just 6 months until you move then 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Stuff like outside taps and outside power points. They're always the thing that I've put off and thought I'd just do later, but I would just get them done up front. The prices usually aren't bad and if there's any issues you get them fixed for nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Smart everything. Doorbell, lights, speakers, tv, thermostat, boiler, fridge, oven, everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 may as well invite big tech into the bedroom and toilet too - do they do smart toilets, showers and dildos yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I'm getting the garden done atm. Got the grafters here today, having built giant raised beds myself at the weekend (yep, did an incredible job, thanks for asking). Anyway, when it's done I am FO SHO getting some Phillips Hue spotlights installed so I can have sexy mood lighting of an evening. Gonna get a patio heater too. Then sit in the house and watch the telly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Tacky much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm getting the garden done atm. Got the grafters here today, having built giant raised beds myself at the weekend (yep, did an incredible job, thanks for asking). Anyway, when it's done I am FO SHO getting some Phillips Hue spotlights installed so I can have sexy mood lighting of an evening. Gonna get a patio heater too. Then sit in the house and watch the telly. Pics or gtfo. Mrs Fish wants railway sleeper planters built... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Pics or gtfo. Mrs Fish wants railway sleeper planters built... That's what mine are motherfucker! Three sleepers high, no less. Don't worry about the clip of the lawn, that shit is coming up and being replaced with paving and gravel as we speak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I made a herb ladder for Mrs. F. the other day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Nice, that looks good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Woodwork friends! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Tacky much? Whatever Swamp Thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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