TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 God you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/10/no-amount-of-whistleblowing-can-fix-facebook.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Woke up to a WhatsApp message this morning from my sister, an old school friend died yesterday, only 51. She'd read it in Facebook, I logged on to see what the kids I went to school with were saying... Zuckerberg appears to own a large number of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12756 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 We thinking the Queen is on the way out or does she have a couple more of these scares in her like Phillip? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3972 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 They put a bit of pressure on by announcing all those celebrations for next year - tempting fate a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 It occurred to me this evening that my traditional posts reminding you boys to adjust your clocks accordingly twice a year (not a euphemism) is becoming redundant in this digital age. However, here I am once again on nightshift doing an extra hour for no money, a victim of my own fuckwittery because I did the rota. If you have an old fashioned alarm clock with bells on top and you wake up at 8am then get yourself another hour, you lucky bastard… (PS. Re: the current state of the hospitals. It’s all going to shit again. Don’t make too many extravagant Christmas party plans) Love you, bye! 😘 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26730 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 2 hours ago, catmag said: It occurred to me this evening that my traditional posts reminding you boys to adjust your clocks accordingly twice a year (not a euphemism) is becoming redundant in this digital age. However, here I am once again on nightshift doing an extra hour for no money, a victim of my own fuckwittery because I did the rota. If you have an old fashioned alarm clock with bells on top and you wake up at 8am then get yourself another hour, you lucky bastard… (PS. Re: the current state of the hospitals. It’s all going to shit again. Don’t make too many extravagant Christmas party plans) Love you, bye! 😘 Must be why I'm awake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Hope all the parents are enjoying this delightful trick or treating weather. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26730 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 38 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Hope all the parents are enjoying this delightful trick or treating weather. Those days are gone now. Walking the dog, later? And tomorrow? And the day after? And the day after that? Winter's round the corner......wrap up and don't forget your mittens. 🥶 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 At least he can walk briskly with it for half a dozen years or so to keep the blood pumping. Soon he'll be knocking 50 and having to keep stopping and waiting for it, shivering whilst contemplating it's impending death. Happy Halloween everyone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 It should probably be illegal for the public to get fireworks, but what should definitely be illegal is the use of fireworks on any night other than Guy Fawkes. Let the fucking half-heeds have their special night... "Hngggghhhh big bang in sky bunnhmhhn"... But after that, fuck off with all that shit. £1000 on the spot fines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I remember for Chinese New Year in Beijing, people would actually light what looked all the world like sticks of dynamite in the streets - they would just explode. It didn't have the yield of dynamite (not that I'm an expert) but it looked like a miniature version of it... So y'know, it could be worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I'd be dispensing roundhouses up and down the street. It fucking does my head in. Dog's first firework night last night and he was fucking petrified, and I have to shut the cats in too. And all so some CUNT can send daft rockets up. THIS ENDS TONIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26730 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 18 minutes ago, Rayvin said: I remember for Chinese New Year in Beijing, people would actually light what looked all the world like sticks of dynamite in the streets - they would just explode. It didn't have the yield of dynamite (not that I'm an expert) but it looked like a miniature version of it... So y'know, it could be worse You think that's bad? We had a kid on here once who had to hide behind the settee as the triads were going to knack him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Who was that again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26730 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Who was that again? Can't remember, sure he was shagging someone over there he shouldn't or she didn't pay for some gear or something? What made it funnier is he still seemed traumatised by it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 @Alexwill remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Who was that again? Charvski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Fuck I remember the name but not much else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Remember this Prince Charming. This is an extract from a Fish thread called "For those of you not in a relationship" where he laments the fact that a mentally ill friend of his seems to have fallen for him, and wonders how best to let her down gently. It was a different time... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Ok... this was clearly a dark and strange place in the time before I joined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17719 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 55 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'd be dispensing roundhouses up and down the street. It fucking does my head in. Dog's first firework night last night and he was fucking petrified, and I have to shut the cats in too. And all so some CUNT can send daft rockets up. THIS ENDS TONIGHT. Karma. I used to love blowing things up as a kid mind. A friend once came back with some lethal fireworks from France, surprised we didn't kill ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34328 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I'm telling you. Strictly for halfwits. It's the daft kids' day out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26730 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 We used to roam the streets of Walker for bonny wood like feral urchins, nicking paraffin lamps, (no, actual paraffin lamps lighting up dug up parts of roads) and could only dream of having fireworks to set alight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Essembee is definitely quiet for a matchday. He'll be doing the school assemblies with one eye next year 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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