PaddockLad 14492 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Alex said: Am sat in the barbers fuckin pissing myself attracting some dubious glances from other patrons 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 19719 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: I was getting off the ferry to France yesterday. With a pram trying to negotiate passing through a sprawling queue. This woman had left her bag on the floor and I was standing patiently waiting for her to move it, or at least herself, so we could pass through. After a second or two she realised this and elected to back away from her bag creating the necessary passage. No words were spoken as they were unnecessary for this banal and innocuous moment. We made our way and once I was a few metres past some lunatic said to me “excuse me, the lady had a bag there!” Ordinarily I’d laugh something this ridiculous off but I’d been cooped up sober with my kids for four hours and was simmering away nicely. I felt Wykiki’s Rage coursing through me. So I turned back toward him and watched his arse drop as I approached. “And?” was about all I could muster through the mist. He immediately started apologising but I wasn’t in the mood for that. “Would you like a fight?” I found myself saying, “because I’ve got two little kids so am up for it”. Fucking hell man. He declined and I felt a tinge of disappointment. The apologies continued. Be kind, or at least neutral, to people with little kids. You never know when some over-tired, under-sexed parent is about to go fucking postal with all the rage they withhold from their little shits. Canny start to the holiday. We’ve all been there. I salute you for articulating what most stressed parents think after such an encounter, but are too timid to say out loud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30224 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 37 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Am sat in the barbers fuckin pissing myself attracting some dubious glances from other patrons ‘There’s nee porn on it’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17575 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 The state of this country man. Felt the family needed a break so arranged to go to Disney Paris last minute. Couldn't get a flight so begrudgingly drove to Dover to get the ferry. Anyway, you have to queue for passport control now and whilst I was there this fucking cunt pushed in front of this wee lass, seperatng her from her bag. Normally I'd just let it go but something about him wound me up, so I called the cunt out on it. Instead of apologising though, this bawbag says in a weird accent (mackem I think) "watch it, do you want a punch?". I mean I couldn't believe it, the cheeky cunt. Now I'm a black belt in most martial arts and canny handy in the boxing ring, I just don't like to boast about it. So I freak the cunt out by saying " Aye, come on then cunt, square go, now!" Should have seen the arse drop on him when he realised I was going to go wykiki on his sorry arse. Sharp started apologising, muttering about something about his kids being there. In truth he was a shitein cunt, a disappointment. Oh aye, Disney land is shit btw. 👍 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30224 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 This place is getting more like RTG by the day 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Alex said: This place is getting more like RTG by the day Say it to me fayace! Grrrrr. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9153 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19719 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 51 minutes ago, Renton said: The state of this country man. Felt the family needed a break so arranged to go to Disney Paris last minute. Couldn't get a flight so begrudgingly drove to Dover to get the ferry. Anyway, you have to queue for passport control now and whilst I was there this fucking cunt pushed in front of this wee lass, seperatng her from her bag. Normally I'd just let it go but something about him wound me up, so I called the cunt out on it. Instead of apologising though, this bawbag says in a weird accent (mackem I think) "watch it, do you want a punch?". I mean I couldn't believe it, the cheeky cunt. Now I'm a black belt in most martial arts and canny handy in the boxing ring, I just don't like to boast about it. So I freak the cunt out by saying " Aye, come on then cunt, square go, now!" Should have seen the arse drop on him when he realised I was going to go wykiki on his sorry arse. Sharp started apologising, muttering about something about his kids being there. In truth he was a shitein cunt, a disappointment. Oh aye, Disney land is shit btw. 👍 Did someone hack Renton’s account? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38532 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Did someone hack Renton’s account? Aye, his mate Begbie. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4797 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Needs some 2FA on his account. Definitely wasn't him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Did someone hack Renton’s account? Wykiki by the sound of things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 772 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 22 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I remember her when she was on a show one day (cant remember if it was R1 or 2) she said she had paid 50p for her daughter to go on a bouncing castle at her local village fete. Anyway her daughter only stayed on 10 minutes and came off and she demanded her money back the fucking tight cunt. AND IM A YORKSHIREMAN! Please tell me this, and this alone, is the reason you hate her? I’m fully on board with such extreme pettiness. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16474 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 21 hours ago, Renton said: The state of this country man. Felt the family needed a break so arranged to go to Disney Paris last minute. Couldn't get a flight so begrudgingly drove to Dover to get the ferry. Anyway, you have to queue for passport control now and whilst I was there this fucking cunt pushed in front of this wee lass, seperatng her from her bag. Normally I'd just let it go but something about him wound me up, so I called the cunt out on it. Instead of apologising though, this bawbag says in a weird accent (mackem I think) "watch it, do you want a punch?". I mean I couldn't believe it, the cheeky cunt. Now I'm a black belt in most martial arts and canny handy in the boxing ring, I just don't like to boast about it. So I freak the cunt out by saying " Aye, come on then cunt, square go, now!" Should have seen the arse drop on him when he realised I was going to go wykiki on his sorry arse. Sharp started apologising, muttering about something about his kids being there. In truth he was a shitein cunt, a disappointment. Oh aye, Disney land is shit btw. 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 03:58, Renton said: Don't trust him Rayvin, he'll be up to something, playing the long game....... Actually tbh I just remembered I was talking to a South African in a professional capacity on Teams just yesterday, who also seems like a lovely person and has probably saved hundreds of lives there. Alright then, except Rayvin's mate and my medical advisor, who knows of any nice South Africans? I know loads. It sounds like all the boer heritage cunts went to the UK. Lucky you… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8944 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Every single Saffa I've ever met has been a cunt, or an hilariously entitled Daddy's little princess. Every single one of them. Barely managed to get through the second date with one lass, at the end of the night I called time on the fling, used the "no spark" get out clause and subsequently ghosted her. Weeks of bitchy messages, passive aggressive (and sometimes outright aggressive) texts and one brutal string of expletives left on a voice message. Now, this isn't a "Dave is a PLAYAH", it's more of a "All South African women are fucking crazy." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19719 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 12 hours ago, Toonpack said: his expression when he knows his third consecutive blow to the face is imminent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: his expression when he knows his third consecutive blow to the face is imminent I loved how visibly pissed off with his mate he got after each "loss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 59 minutes ago, The Fish said: Every single Saffa I've ever met has been a cunt, or an hilariously entitled Daddy's little princess. Every single one of them. Barely managed to get through the second date with one lass, at the end of the night I called time on the fling, used the "no spark" get out clause and subsequently ghosted her. Weeks of bitchy messages, passive aggressive (and sometimes outright aggressive) texts and one brutal string of expletives left on a voice message. Now, this isn't a "Dave is a PLAYAH", it's more of a "All South African women are fucking crazy." They’ve just gone up in my estimation 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8944 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 19 minutes ago, Kitman said: They’ve just gone up in my estimation And you've gone down in mine, sir. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38532 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Poor Swansea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8944 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Was this thing created by someone from Canterbury? Also, fucking lol at Reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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