Howmanheyman 26625 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Have you got the workwear yet? Manky, oily jeans that show your arse and manky t-shirt with manky jumper for winter? Also, have you been informed of the strict hygiene rules as in it being compulsory to never wash and stink of sweat? I think it'll suit you to the ground, MF. Chuffed for you. (You'll also need a 25 year old, never washed, football flag to hang at the back of your cab, don't forget). 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30257 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I was going to say don’t forget to murder a few prostitutes but that’s probably redundant 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 It's like MF is now getting paid for the job he's always loved anyway. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Going Pro, or selling out? You Decide! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: He'll have to pass the theory test first, the one that calculates how you get past with the 0.05 mph differential JUST as the crawler lane ends on the A1 xOTSD? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3588 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Possible flaw in this plan 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 How are we supposed to populate Mars if there’s no gadgies?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 "Nature finds a way". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13988 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Clever girl... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Okay, I admit, I'm scoobied by this. What's the joke? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 20 minutes ago, Renton said: Okay, I admit, I'm scoobied by this. What's the joke? Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 31 minutes ago, Renton said: Okay, I admit, I'm scoobied by this. What's the joke? Why, is your vision based on movement? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I thought maybe "Hammock Koch" was the joke, but no, she is really a NASA astronaut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Just send me up with them, I'll tune the TV in and shit like that and will keep their sexual needs satisfied without getting them up the stick as I had the snip years ago. Everyone's a winner. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Just send me up with them, I'll tune the TV in and shit like that and will keep their sexual needs satisfied without getting them up the stick as I had the snip years ago. Everyone's a winner. Mind, it would be a right faff trying to get those jump suits off let alone attempt intercourse with a woman who is for all intents and purposes in freefall. I'd probably just have to settle for a nice cup of tea in my sippy cup. Ooooh, there's me slipper floating off again! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 24 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Just send me up with them, I'll tune the TV in and shit like that and will keep their sexual needs satisfied without getting them up the stick as I had the snip years ago. Everyone's a winner. You'll get no argument from Fish, he wouldn't go, zero G in space, even he would find updating the spreadsheet of that journey a tad tedious. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6293 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: Clever girl... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6293 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 15 hours ago, Renton said: It's like MF is now getting paid for the job he's always loved anyway. Tyneside Jack? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6293 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 @wykikitoon on Christmas morning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38585 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 The Fists are going to the Panto* tonight. OH YES WE ARE! *this won’t feel the same because of Saudi Arabia, obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: The Fists are going to the Panto* tonight. OH YES WE ARE! *this won’t feel the same because of Saudi Arabia, obvs. I thought that was BEHIND YOU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 To save anyone the bother this year. It's A Wonderful Life is the only 2 hour film I've seen that feels like 3 and a half hours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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