Isegrim 8866 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 It’s the most funny thing Craig has ever posted tbh. I hope he is well though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I’m surprised anyone understands him- it’s so old he’s speaking in hieroglyphs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Speaking of ancient communication systems, I had to send a new driving license photo to the DVLA today. As it’s 2023 and not 1823, you’d think I could send it, and pay, remotely via t’interweb? No, no, no Mr. Fist- why make it easy? Pay only with a cheque (remember them?) or postal order, and send and actual photograph, via actual mail. I’m surprised they didn’t want it sent by carrier pigeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9155 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of ancient communication systems, I had to send a new driving license photo to the DVLA today. As it’s 2023 and not 1823, you’d think I could send it, and pay, remotely via t’interweb? No, no, no Mr. Fist- why make it easy? Pay only with a cheque (remember them?) or postal order, and send and actual photograph, via actual mail. I’m surprised they didn’t want it sent by carrier pigeon. They're trying to prevent you from driving 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Blatantly failed his DBS check tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Dorty Bastard Scumbag? Passed with distinction thanks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9155 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Dorty Bastard Scumbag? Passed with distinction thanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8866 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 To be fair to the DVLA, but Fist wanted to send them an insufficient digital photo of himself. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: Fit as a lop her by the way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 10 hours ago, RobinRobin said: They're trying to prevent you from driving As it happens I’ve just driven up Tinklers Bank near Riding Mill. I had to pull over as it seems I now have Pavlov’s bladder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17576 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Ahh, a gentleman of a certain age. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I drove to Alston this morning up what I now refer to as the Dirt Road, and didn’t have to break out the shit-kit, so all is not yet lost. Yay! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13932 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 24 minutes ago, Renton said: Ahh, a gentleman of a certain age. I did two days of hiking in Kent earlier this week and I'm fairly sure I've marked most of the county as my territory now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Team Sausage rules! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 High-altitude object shot down over Alaska, US says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64605447 Says “the size of a small car”. Either China is flexing big time, or Musk’s Tesla has decided to come home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: High-altitude object shot down over Alaska, US says https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64605447 Says “the size of a small car”. Either China is flexing big time, or Musk’s Tesla has decided to come home. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8866 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 The libs just shot down Santa! Impeach Biden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9155 Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: As it happens I’ve just driven up Tinklers Bank near Riding Mill. I had to pull over as it seems I now have Pavlov’s bladder. It's that time. Comes to us all. 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 I hear Tolent are finished. Shite news. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3651 Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Gemmill said: I hear Tolent are finished. Shite news. There is a couple more coming from what I’ve heard. It’s not looking good in the construction sector tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9155 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Something to cheer you up: 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3582 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 "unmanned octaganol structure with strings attached" So a kite then 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16474 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30226 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Is that Roger Waters? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17576 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 4 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: "unmanned octaganol structure with strings attached" So a kite then Alternatively..... It's Sunday 26th February, around 7pm in NW London, UK. Alain St Maximim has just score a last minute winner in the last added minute of extra time to win NUFC the League cup against their bitter red Manc opponents, ending a 53 year trophy drought (or 68 years if you're a mackem), and earning trophyshy a name change and several posters the anticipation of a tea bagging session with the reluctant hero. The ref blows the whistle, a tidal wave of euphoria passes through the ecstatic black and white crowds as Bruno raise his arms aloft. It's finally happened. Then suddenly there is an ominous humming in the air and the sky goes dark and cold..... Ahh fuck man. Typical. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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