DesperateDannyB 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Loved this article, thought I would share http://www.sabotagetimes.com/travel/why-i-hate-dalston/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14576 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Loved this article, thought I would share http://www.sabotagetimes.com/travel/why-i-hate-dalston/ Sounds like a jealous fucker....like the bird who just dumped him lives there and hangs out with the people he's being disparaging about..... I worked there when Princess Di went into the tunnel in Paris and didnt come back...between there and Hoxton, de Beavoir Town estate, which is easily the scariest place I'd ever been to up till then. So the gentrification by arty fuckers of the A10 has moved on from Hoxton to Dalston....Stoke Newington is next, but I think they'll struggle to drive the Turks out..bit like Lawrence of Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Now that the East London Line/Overground is back, Dalston is on a direct line from here. I've not been tempted yet. Mind, anything that takes people away from Shoreditch is fine by me, at least the latter's got some decent pubs when they're not full of wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Re your mate Stevie, i would advise him to refuse to speak to the Dad and keep his dignity as a man. Sounds like the sister's are interfering cows and its got fuck all to do with them. If this lass loves him, then they should sort it out between them and at the age of 32, it does not require any intervention from the family. Catholics Chez. I get the impression if she wasn't such a good shag he'd be out of there. It's disgusting really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Just thought I would be clever and try and sync our lasses Iphone as she never ever does it. Ive wiped everything, Contacts, Music, Messages, photos and the only back-up showing is mine. Shes about six feet away, blissfully unaware. To own up now or let her discover the truth while I run an errand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Take the baby and run, run, run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Take the baby and run, run, run! You yer Kernt! While the baby was in hospital I was giving him lots of cuddles and singing to him various nursery ryhmes traaa, la laaa, la laaa, la laaaaaa....... Fucking ended up on several occasions transforming into Tolololo!!!!!!!!! which he loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 A career in internet meme-generation clearly beckons for the lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Stevie I saw you mention catholics and I knew something was up. I scrolled back and read the story about your mate and my suspicions were quickly affirmed. What he needs to do, this mate of yours, is tell his lass, "either your family pipes the fuck down or we're done." None of this family intervention bullshit, no one can order a grown man around like that, who do they think they are? She is way out of line telling her folks like that and she sounds like an idiot. She must be seriously attractive or have this bloke whipped to have him put up with any of this crap, it's not worth it. He should say to her, "Forget this family meeting, you come round to mine and we'll have a chat." She comes round and he needs to get a tshirt like this: And when she comes in the front door he can throw a bible on the ground and spit and stamp on it, set it on fire and smash it with a fucking stick. 'HOW ABOUT THAT YOU SILLY CUINT? I'M A GROWN FUCKING MAN AND I'LL SNORT WHAT I WANT YOIU PIOUS WITCH." Then he can run round and tear the wallpaper off the ceiling and projectile vomit all over the place and smash the windows, anything really just to get this woman in line and stop acting out like we're still in Victorian britain. I've never done coke myself and I wouldn't care to, it's become a cliche and a cunt's game, the best you could hope for would be 30% purity; I'm just not interested in snorting some crap and having to deal with the scum you buy drugs from for a shitty high. I just watched a doc on Pablo Escobar as well and I would not want to fund some amoral killing -machine like that bloke. Having said that, a couple of lines once every while is no reason to pull this kind of stunt; it is none of her business and to say it might end the relationship is ridiculous. It does not bode well, get rid imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 A mackem lass, a geordie lass and a west indian lass all give birth at the same time. But nurse gets them all mixed up. so to sort it out she gets all the fathers to chose their own baby. Geordie father is up first. after long deliberations he choses the little black baby. the nurse argues with him that this baby cannot possibly be theirs. He replies "pet, one of the other two is a fucking mackem, its just not worth the fucking risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Did we find out why this place has suddenly slowed down. Is it all those Stokoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Stevie I saw you mention catholics and I knew something was up. I scrolled back and read the story about your mate and my suspicions were quickly affirmed. What he needs to do, this mate of yours, is tell his lass, "either your family pipes the fuck down or we're done." None of this family intervention bullshit, no one can order a grown man around like that, who do they think they are? She is way out of line telling her folks like that and she sounds like an idiot. She must be seriously attractive or have this bloke whipped to have him put up with any of this crap, it's not worth it. He should say to her, "Forget this family meeting, you come round to mine and we'll have a chat." She comes round and he needs to get a tshirt like this: And when she comes in the front door he can throw a bible on the ground and spit and stamp on it, set it on fire and smash it with a fucking stick. 'HOW ABOUT THAT YOU SILLY CUINT? I'M A GROWN FUCKING MAN AND I'LL SNORT WHAT I WANT YOIU PIOUS WITCH." Then he can run round and tear the wallpaper off the ceiling and projectile vomit all over the place and smash the windows, anything really just to get this woman in line and stop acting out like we're still in Victorian britain. I've never done coke myself and I wouldn't care to, it's become a cliche and a cunt's game, the best you could hope for would be 30% purity; I'm just not interested in snorting some crap and having to deal with the scum you buy drugs from for a shitty high. I just watched a doc on Pablo Escobar as well and I would not want to fund some amoral killing -machine like that bloke. Having said that, a couple of lines once every while is no reason to pull this kind of stunt; it is none of her business and to say it might end the relationship is ridiculous. It does not bode well, get rid imo. This T-Shirt would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34393 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Stevie I saw you mention catholics and I knew something was up. I scrolled back and read the story about your mate and my suspicions were quickly affirmed. What he needs to do, this mate of yours, is tell his lass, "either your family pipes the fuck down or we're done." None of this family intervention bullshit, no one can order a grown man around like that, who do they think they are? She is way out of line telling her folks like that and she sounds like an idiot. She must be seriously attractive or have this bloke whipped to have him put up with any of this crap, it's not worth it. He should say to her, "Forget this family meeting, you come round to mine and we'll have a chat." She comes round and he needs to get a tshirt like this: And when she comes in the front door he can throw a bible on the ground and spit and stamp on it, set it on fire and smash it with a fucking stick. 'HOW ABOUT THAT YOU SILLY CUINT? I'M A GROWN FUCKING MAN AND I'LL SNORT WHAT I WANT YOIU PIOUS WITCH." Then he can run round and tear the wallpaper off the ceiling and projectile vomit all over the place and smash the windows, anything really just to get this woman in line and stop acting out like we're still in Victorian britain. I've never done coke myself and I wouldn't care to, it's become a cliche and a cunt's game, the best you could hope for would be 30% purity; I'm just not interested in snorting some crap and having to deal with the scum you buy drugs from for a shitty high. I just watched a doc on Pablo Escobar as well and I would not want to fund some amoral killing -machine like that bloke. Having said that, a couple of lines once every while is no reason to pull this kind of stunt; it is none of her business and to say it might end the relationship is ridiculous. It does not bode well, get rid imo. Either that or go to the family meeting and spider-walk up to the front door and into the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38715 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 He should go to the family meeting , get a hold of a niece/nephew and get amongst it. Any complaints to Pope Adolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Eurgh, having Double Glazing put in. Not only did the fuckers turn up an hour early (grossly interrupting my hangover recovery time) but the house is now in complete disarray - freezing cold - and they are noisy bastards to boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Apologies. I am just about to go out for my usual, weekly, teatime, 3 Kronnenburgs. Having had very little kip for 4 days, I am expecting my rock solid alcohol tolerance to be fragile, resulting in stupid, even argumentative posts, later this evening. Apologies in advance (IF they're undeserved). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Can't be doing with this cold weather no longer can't wait for the summer nights in a beer garden somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Can't be doing with this cold weather no longer can't wait for the summer nights in a beer garden somewhere Agreed, properly sick of it now, still a good few weeks left aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 What a bizare day. Working for a London company, it's like having the FBI on your case sometimes, more politics than Westminster. Cloak and dagger city, interesting crack though and I'll have a smile as wide as Julian Clary getting bummed off Dion Dublin very soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fry 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) This seems the right thread to annoy you with this! An acquaintance of mine won an iPad 16 GB in some contest last week, but he won't use it (in fact he barely knows what an iPad is) so he decided to sell it on eBay or put some ads somewhere else.. I reckon he'd sell it full price (here in Italy it's 499 €) since it's brand new. He wasn't explicit on that but made me that impression. So I told him that I'd be interested in the deal and asked him how much he'd make me pay. He went like and replied "make me an offer, I'll evaluate it and decide". Needless to say, I wouldn't pay full price, even though it's new, otherwise I'd just step in some shop and buy it. And btw, the newer versions are due next month (so I read). We both want to make a bargain, but I don't feel like haggling with him. So I took some hours to think about it and now I'm due to make an offer. I don't wanna offend him with a low offer, but I'd keep myself below 400€. What would you do if you were me? What would I do if I were you? Do I really need an iPad? Wouldn't a fancy jacket be a better deal for that amount of money? I'm full of doubts.. Edited January 27, 2011 by Fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 This seems the right thread to annoy you with this! An acquaintance of mine won an iPad 16 GB in some contest last week, but he won't use it (in fact he barely knows what an iPad is) so he decided to sell it on eBay or put some ads somewhere else.. I reckon he'd sell it full price (here in Italy it's 499 €) since it's brand new. He wasn't explicit on that but made me that impression. So I told him that I'd be interested in the deal and asked him how much he'd make me pay. He went like and replied "make me an offer, I'll evaluate it and decide". Needless to say, I wouldn't pay full price, even though it's new, otherwise I'd just step in some shop and buy it. And btw, the newer versions are due next month (so I read). We both want to make a bargain, but I don't feel like haggling with him. So I took some hours to think about it and now I'm due to make an offer. I don't wanna offend him with a low offer, but I'd keep myself below 400€. What would you do if you were me? What would I do if I were you? Do I really need an iPad? Wouldn't a fancy jacket be a better deal for that amount of money? I'm full of doubts.. Stop trying to sell us ipads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Use this - print it out and use it as currency to buy a fancy jacket & then buy the ipad with the money you still have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 This seems the right thread to annoy you with this! An acquaintance of mine won an iPad 16 GB in some contest last week, but he won't use it (in fact he barely knows what an iPad is) so he decided to sell it on eBay or put some ads somewhere else.. I reckon he'd sell it full price (here in Italy it's 499 €) since it's brand new. He wasn't explicit on that but made me that impression. So I told him that I'd be interested in the deal and asked him how much he'd make me pay. He went like and replied "make me an offer, I'll evaluate it and decide". Needless to say, I wouldn't pay full price, even though it's new, otherwise I'd just step in some shop and buy it. And btw, the newer versions are due next month (so I read). We both want to make a bargain, but I don't feel like haggling with him. So I took some hours to think about it and now I'm due to make an offer. I don't wanna offend him with a low offer, but I'd keep myself below 400€. What would you do if you were me? What would I do if I were you? Do I really need an iPad? Wouldn't a fancy jacket be be a better deal for that amount of money? I'm full of doubts.. Can the mods please keep a close look on this guy. He's only made 4 posts and hes trying to shift Ipads. This dude sounds a bit shifty to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Can the mods please ban Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Can the mods please ban Mick I think the mods should ban you for having that pic on your profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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