Renton 17626 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Aye, welcome to Gemmill's cool club. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Nothing shouts cool like board game arena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34177 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Lads, I've told you before, I cannot be shamed here. Least of all by a train enthusiast and a skateboarder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16498 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Renton said: Aye, welcome to Gemmill's cool club. Where did you get my picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 a sad day. buzzfeed news, particularly in the UK, has been a superb source, breaking countless stories and producing some of the best journalists around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: a sad day. buzzfeed news, particularly in the UK, has been a superb source, breaking countless stories and producing some of the best journalists around. Spox? That made-up word can fuck off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Spox? That made-up word can fuck off. fo shiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I’ve just had a massive shite- we’re talking Elvis Killer proportions. That’s all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) Was it “I had to hit it with a stick & break it in two to get it round the U bend” massive? Edited May 20, 2020 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 If I’d produced this thing in 1944 the German Navy would’ve given it a U-number. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26185 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Pics or it didn’t happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, ewerk said: Pics or it didn’t happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I've just bought a home hair trimming kit out of desperation. Anyone who still has any hair used one? Normally get a number two back and sides but leave the top a bit longer but might go all the way if this works or indeed if I fuck it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17626 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, NJS said: I've just bought a home hair trimming kit out of desperation. Anyone who still has any hair used one? Normally get a number two back and sides but leave the top a bit longer but might go all the way if this works or indeed if I fuck it up. Where from, how much, any good? I'm going to have to bite the bullet soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Out of stock on amazon and argos so had to pay a bit more on ebay - £47 Inc postage - remington one with nine attachments. Don't get it till start of next week so I'll let you know when I've botched it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26185 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, NJS said: Anyone who still has any hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Fist jnr asked for a Mohawk today, having grown his mop to Peter Tork out the Monkees length. Happy to oblige. Spoiler 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17626 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f*** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Go for it man- easy maintenance and promotes social distancing. Perfect for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17626 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 A mohican is really tempting. I'd prefer a rockabilly quiff but aye, the hair spray and maintenance, natch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Wish I had the choice. I’ve got a centre parting that starts at one shoulder and ends at the other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34177 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I go no guard. One step away from the full bic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I’m going to have to take drastic measures, like. It’s nice to be reminded that my hair has the depth and strength of the raging sea but it’s getting out of control. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 If you’ve never bicced your bonce before, take the chance now. It’s a truly sensual experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26185 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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