Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Did you do the thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did you do the thing? I got some cats on a train and then they got off and more got on. All the way till the end. Ye got a cheat code like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️❎⏺ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Leads to pornhub 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) This could well be the best thread of 2020 I think Carlo was my personal favourite but Moyes runs him close Edited November 9, 2020 by Dr Gloom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 “ Meet the Fockers” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 @Monkeys Fist 😦 Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change-birds-great-tits-extinct-b1720406.html?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1605020491 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17744 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 The last ice age was a boon to blue tits iirc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30374 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 45 minutes ago, Renton said: The last ice age was a boon to blue tits iirc. How fucking old are you like? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Renton said: The last ice age was a boon to blue tits iirc. Whey aye if it’s cold 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, Alex said: How fucking old are you like? IIRC, the ice first fell in large sheets. Eeeh, it is like it were yesterday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Alex said: How fucking old are you like? Renton didn’t get on with his first neighbours- fucking Neanderthals, the lot of ‘em. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 As it happens @Dr Gloom, my back garden has become a bit of a haven for the local tit population. Great Tits, Coal Tits and Blue Tits , and spuggies. All happily nibbling my nuts. ( Finbarr aside, it’s all true ). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 It’ll be a sad day when we say goodbye to the great tit birds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 The Westetn Brown Areola disappeared in Britain after the Anglo Saxon invasion, along with the Lesser Perky Marsh Nip. Tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12765 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Having a shite during the minutes silence. I hope the very idea of that winds up some gammon reading this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14580 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Having a shite during the minutes silence. I hope the very idea of that winds up some gammon reading this. 😡 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Having a shite during the minutes silence. I hope the very idea of that winds up some gammon reading this. Using (presumably) your phone whilst having a shite is beyond all shred of human decency tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Using (presumably) your phone I hope he took his laptop in with him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 25 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I hope he took his laptop in with him. Whatever it was it would have been on his lap top, whilst having a shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Not unless he was standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12765 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 I made my butler type it up and edited out the grunts after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Do you enjoy having your butler watch you shit ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30374 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Are these the questions from one of those Scientology personality tests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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