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Just picked a young chap up in quite a state of shock.

 

He was picked up tonight by a hairdresser whose idea of foreplay was tying him to the bed, wrapping his head in cling film and holding a pair of scissors to his throat!!!!

 

She said she didn't fancy him but was just practising for her intended future victims!!!

 

 

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Just picked a young chap up in quite a state of shock.

 

He was picked up tonight by a hairdresser whose idea of foreplay was tying him to the bed, wrapping his head in cling film and holding a pair of scissors to his throat!!!!

 

She said she didn't fancy him but was just practising for her intended future victims!!!

That'll be Katie. :D
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Just picked a young chap up in quite a state of shock.

 

He was picked up tonight by a hairdresser whose idea of foreplay was tying him to the bed, wrapping his head in cling film and holding a pair of scissors to his throat!!!!

 

She said she didn't fancy him but was just practising for her intended future victims!!!

Future serial killer, we've needed one of those for a while tbf.

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The consultant has now referred me onto a pain clinic as my cortisone didn't work and I have no idea what they do. :lol:

 

You'll be seen by a specialist chronic pain anaesthetist instead of a surgeon - they do injections and epidurals for pain control but they can be more precise than the ones you've had already as they do them under x-ray control so they can more finely tune the target area that they inject. Are you staying at our hospital cos we've got 2 specialist anaesthetists that do pain clinics? Let me know when you know who you'll be seeing and I'll brief you ;)

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why do we celebrate christmas for 3 months a year

"we" don't.

 

Stores would soon stop selling the stuff if people stopped buying it, unfortunately people are easily panicked, easily duped and easily lead.

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I'm getting a new phone. -

 

Does anyone know which is the best out of -

 

Iphone 5C or 5S or

 

Samsung Galaxy S4 mini -

 

I really have no idea, although I do lean towards android as a OS.

 

I'm not really that fussed about phones so I don't have a clue.

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There's a HTC One mini on the list. Same principle? :lol:

 

I might just get an Iphone because they look cool. I only really use twitter and make phone calls etc..

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I'm going to be getting a contract - which is basically just an extension of my brothers business account with Orange/EE so I'm not 100% on the pricing details but it's cheaper than a normal account would be. 1000 minutes/Unlimited texts & 6gb data (between two phones) for about £18 a month.

 

I may have to pay a little cash for the better Iphone but it would probably be about £100 maximum.

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The keyboards don't look too bad anyway I suppose. I've just wacthed a 13 minute long review by an American kid who basically seems indifferent towards it - but during the review shows you about 9 different phones so who knows? He wasn't too impressed by the spec.

 

As I say main usage will be -

 

1. Telephone calls.

2. Twitter

3. Emails/Texts

4. 4G/Sky Go

 

So it shouldn't be found wanting. I like the fact it's small too - my brother has a Samsung S4 and it's massive.

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If you can afford to buy a phone outright then get a giffgaff sim. £12pm and unlimited 3G. Proper unlimited, not the capped shit most of the big companies offer

 

Can you port your old number across?...had mine since 1998, it would be a bit of a fucker to change it now...I had been thinking along these lines tbh..

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If you can afford to buy a phone outright then get a giffgaff sim. £12pm and unlimited 3G. Proper unlimited, not the capped shit most of the big companies offer

 

Sounds canny, though I'm going to stick it on my brothers account for a decent deal :up:

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