PaddockLad 14528 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 What was he doing in that two hours? Seemed to be mumbling something like "ged aaht moi cab you jock caahnt"....or something along those lines, cant really remember, I'd had a few by then like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26619 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 ; Seemed to be m;lolumbling something like "ged aaht moi cab you jock caahnt"....or something along those lines, cant really remember, I'd had a few by then like... For two hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Yeah, but if CT is anything like me hes not done it for over a decade as a night in the cells due to an altercation with a cab driver isnt on really I can well imagine CT having an altercation with himself after a few drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I can well imagine CT having an altercation with himself after a few drinks. He's definitely had a few battles with his keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'd kill for alcohol right now. Still in absolute agony with this tonsilitis . 48 years old and I have never experienced pain like this. Swallowing water is like drinking acid and even soups a no no. Popping anti biotics , paracetamol and ibrobruphen but nowts touching the pain. No sleep for days and communicating with the wife by text ffs. Can't believe there's nothing available in this day and age to tackle this sort of pain. Thinking of giving the bong man a knock. So so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Sorry to tell you but there is a hell of a lot stronger pain relief out there than Paracetamol and Brufen Not that they would give you it for a throat infection you big Jessie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Get some co-codamol from the chemist and dissolve some aspirin and gargle with it. (Take these instead of the paracetamol and 'ibrobruphen' - not as well as) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Sorry to tell you but there is a hell of a lot stronger pain relief out there than Paracetamol and Brufen Not that they would give you it for a throat infection you big Jessie Well that was the point. And I can tell from the big Jessie remark that you've never had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Get some co-codamol from the chemist and dissolve some aspirin and gargle with it. (Take these instead of the paracetamol and 'ibrobruphen' - not as well as) Will give it a go if it's still as bad tomorrow. Sister gave me some diffal oral rinse which does help a bit but wears off pretty quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34182 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 You can trudge through this, CT. ATTABOY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14528 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Mix those coco's with with some velarian tea + rum/whisky/vodka CT and you'll sleep for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'd take proper advantage of the not talking to your lass thing, mind. Put an etch-a-sketch around your neck and write your meal orders and sexy patter on there and keep shoving it in her bracket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I'd take proper advantage of the not talking to your lass thing, mind. Put an etch-a-sketch around your neck and write your meal orders and sexy patter on there and keep shoving it in her bracket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13983 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Damn autocorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Have you considered a career in art? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 That has just brightened up my week. Well, that and a conversation with a mentalist about an hour ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 If you swapped the "a" and "not" around, that would read "I'm a nob child FFS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 That's class CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) A few years ago a boss of mine had tonsillitis and couldn't talk which coincided with a big works night out so she took a notepad out to converse with. Problem was her handwriting was shit and got worse as alcohol took effect so everyone decided to interpret her notes as the most obscene and offensive missives as possible. It made for a great night out - childish but funny (she took it all in good humour). Edited September 7, 2014 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Gargle with warm salty water CT or you could try sucking a fishermans friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34182 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 If he does the latter, it'll inevitably lead to the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) I see Kigen threw away a decent lead to finish 2nd today Edited September 7, 2014 by ClubSpinDoctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Ketamine would definitely sort your pain out CT. Start knocking 'round your neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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