ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Ketamine sorts pains out that you didn't even know were there. Anyone watching X-Factor? Newcastle auditions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I had a patient at work the night before last who had been on the operating table for 12hrs and despite having analgesia throughout woke up absolutely rolling in pain. After 10mg of IV Morphine had no effect whatsoever I gave him 20mg IV Ketamine and he was pain-free and snoozing with a smile on his face in about 60 seconds. It's bloody potent stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) I had a patient at work the night before last who had been on the operating table for 12hrs and despite having analgesia throughout woke up absolutely rolling in pain. After 10mg of IV Morphine had no effect whatsoever I gave him 20mg IV Ketamine and he was pain-free and snoozing with a smile on his face in about 60 seconds. It's bloody potent stuff I once had severe stomach pain a few years back that just came out of nowhere and built up over 3 or 4 hours. By about 2am I was downstairs in the fetal position like a tormented soul. Our lass called an ambulance an when they got me inside they gave me something and I went from To In about 3 seconds. Sat up and asked if I could get off but they said I had to go in due to what they'd given me. Think it was probably wind. (Which can be agony before any fucker starts). Edited September 7, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 A fucking ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12764 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Wind They probably had to decommission that ambulance when you dropped your bait in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5902 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Literally the softest shite on this board. 999 cos he needs a fart ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12764 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I had a hangover the other week where I felt that if I farted, I was going to ruin my undercrackers, jeans and socks but I didn't ring an ambulance. I just went straight to NHS Direct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Wind They probably had to decommission that ambulance when you dropped your bait in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Trapped wind ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Been invited to a 40th birthday and the dress code is all white and party itself is an "Ibiza party". Have done a few 80's party's but what should I expect at this? Is it foam pills and dummys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Those foam pills are beltas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Be careful though, the bubbles will give you terrible wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26768 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 @CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4212 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'm still waiting for someone to admit to creating the CT account and making all this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 You start out on innocent crack cocaine & before you know it you're eating foam pills for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 You can all laugh but this is a "neighbour" party and you know what it's like living on the set of "the wire". Wasn't Ibiza where they invented the smiley face pills? Basically I've had a bit Google and as Ibiza seems to be still going strong then a 40 year olds idea of a party will be different to an 18 year old. Also our lass and I don't want to end up doing the wrong sort of dances. She seems to think Ibiza is the one cardboard box, hang your washing on the line moves, where as I was thinking it's more the acid arms out like you were hugging a fat lass one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Just pretend you went there all the time in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4212 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Just pretend you went there all the time in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Just pretend you went there all the time in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Just pretend you went there all the time in the 80s. Honestly, you're wasted in politics. Edited September 8, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12764 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 An ibiza party is where you come back having had a good time, then in 3 months, you get a text saying you're a dad. Have a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19808 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 an ambulance for trapped wind. thank god for the nhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19808 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Just pretend you went there all the time in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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