Howmanheyman 26582 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Just now, Tom said: Byker Gove tbh I could just see Gove going in the Raby or the Grace, getting a pint while he buys a pouch of Golden Virginia baccy from one of the lerculs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I cannit see Geoff!! *drives off* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30214 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 39 minutes ago, Tom said: I cannit see Geoff!! *drives off* A role recently reprised by Dominic Cummings 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Alex said: A role recently reprised by Dominic Cummings He’s got the forehead for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 There’s a been a huge arrival of the “travelling community” in Birtley & Chester-le-street. Quite the coup for the old in shops car park, assuming they’re buying tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 They might retarmac it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2065 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 A bloke on "who want's to be a millionare " just strolled to the jackpot with 3 lives left. His brother won 1/2 million on a previous show Clever bugger(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: A bloke on "who want's to be a millionare " just strolled to the jackpot with 3 lives left. His brother won 1/2 million on a previous show Clever bugger(s) Nightmare for the cameraman. They usually make them sit opposite Clarkson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: A bloke on "who want's to be a millionare " just strolled to the jackpot with 3 lives left. His brother won 1/2 million on a previous show Clever bugger(s) They’re at it The coughing army officer was part of a nationwide network of quiz grifters....it’s like the holy grail for nerds... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: They’re at it The coughing army officer was part of a nationwide network of quiz grifters....it’s like the holy grail for nerds... His brother is his hero but he didn't know he had won 500k Every single question he was an expert on, even taught piracy for 2 years! Why the fuck are they teaching piracy in school? What a load of shite. Smacks of the show just trying to grab viewers with a fake giveaway and some extra tabloid space. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2065 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: His brother is his hero but he didn't know he had won 500k Every single question he was an expert on, even taught piracy for 2 years! Why the fuck are they teaching piracy in school? What a load of shite. Smacks of the show just trying to grab viewers with a fake giveaway and some extra tabloid space. Shiver me timbers they hornswaggled the booty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Everything’s a conspiracy nowadays… … at least, that’s what they want us to think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17531 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 (edited) It was either a fix or he's a right jammy bastard. History and politics teacher, specialising in piracy, gets questions solely on history, politics, and piracy. Not a single question on Kim Kardashian. Yeah, right. Edited September 11, 2020 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Renton said: It was either a fix or he's a right jammy bastard. History and politics teacher, specialising in piracy, gets questions solely on history, politics, and piracy. Not a single question on Kim Kardashian. Yeah, right. Stinks of a setup, Clarkson's fake shock and jubilation just added to the charade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Renton said: It was either a fix or he's a right jammy bastard. History and politics teacher, specialising in piracy, gets questions solely on history, politics, and piracy. Not a single question on Kim Kardashian. Yeah, right. There’s not a lot to ask on that subject though, is there? Q: Kim Kardashian became famous for sucking someone off - who did she fellate for fame? A: Jimmy Savile. C: Bill Clinton B: Some Bloke D: Her Stepdad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: There’s not a lot to ask on that subject though, is there? Q: Kim Kardashian became famous for sucking someone off - who did she fellate for fame? A: Jimmy Savile. C: Bill Clinton B: Some Bloke D: Her Stepdad I'm quite proud to not know the answer to that question. But if I was to argue the toss B would be right no matter what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17531 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 I honestly don't know either. I remember someone getting the answer wrong when they said Upton Park for where West Ham play (correct answer was Boleyn ground, also there) so I don't feel confident with the generic option B. She's too old for Savile. I'll take a 50 50 and go for Bill Clinton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19716 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Taught piracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26117 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 It was Ray J ffs. It’s almost like none of you have a subscription to Heat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Ray Jayffs ? Never heard of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30214 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 13 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: Why the fuck are they teaching piracy in school? Because they arrr 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17531 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Pirate walks in to a bar with a ship’s wheel glued to his balls. Barman says “ I don’t know how you can bear that?” Pirate says “ Arrrr, ‘tis driving me nuts!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2065 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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