Gemmill 34413 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Refused to turn his head when the rocket was coming for him. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Fireworks started already here. Plenty wind mind, hopefully someone gets one in the grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I gave Dweezil a pigs ear last night to distract him- seemed to work. * the pig wasn’t too happy like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 This wanker chewed on a yakker all night. Have you given him rabbit's ears? The crunchy noise when he's eating them is horrific, not to mention the fur covered shits he has the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc. Oh god. Gosforth Bark at the industrial estate next to Kingston Park tesco is great for all this sort of stuff. Like a serial killer's garage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I’m going to save a load of bits up and make a Manbearpig for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 How's it going BTW? Is he better than expected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 He’s daft as a brush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 But you're mates though. For now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Best buddies tbh. Was always going to happen- he fucking loves me and goes batshit whenever I come home. I usually piss myself and start chewing the furniture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 On 06/11/2021 at 16:00, Gemmill said: Remember this Prince Charming. This is an extract from a Fish thread called "For those of you not in a relationship" where he laments the fact that a mentally ill friend of his seems to have fallen for him, and wonders how best to let her down gently. It was a different time... I genuinely don't even remember who that was. Saw a mention of lotiongate in that thread an all The ways in which my life has changed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 (edited) On 06/11/2021 at 15:24, Gemmill said: I'd be dispensing roundhouses up and down the street. It fucking does my head in. Dog's first firework night last night and he was fucking petrified, and I have to shut the cats in too. And all so some CUNT can send daft rockets up. THIS ENDS TONIGHT. I always made a point of taking our dogs into the garden on their first fireworks night, carried them at first and would make excited noises (like a gibbering idiot) when they went off, then would put dog down and Chuck a ball or something after a few minutes. Never had a dog scared of them after that. Am convinced dogs pick up on owners being nervous about “oh the dogs going to be shit scared” and react accordingly. Our first dog used to ask to be out and would spend the evening in the garden sniffing the air, she must have liked the smell, totally unfazed by the racket. agree the fucking things should be banned though. Edited November 8, 2021 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17744 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: I always made a point of taking our dogs into the garden on their first fireworks night, carried them at first and would make excited noises (like a gibbering idiot) when they went off, then would put dog down and Chuck a ball or something after a few minutes. Never had a dog scared of them after that. Am convinced dogs pick up on owners being nervous about “oh the dogs going to be shit scared” and react accordingly. Our first dog used to ask to be out and would spend the evening in the garden sniffing the air, she must have liked the smell, totally unfazed by the racket. agree the fucking things should be banned though. Gemmill is genuinely shit scared though, so your plan won't work with him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Shut your face, Birdman of Tynemouth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3598 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 I hate dogs and love fireworks, guess I'm in the minority 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 You're bad people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: I hate dogs and love fireworks, guess I'm in the minority Anyone who hates dogs (or even dislikes them a little) is a wrongun of the highest order and uses their supposed hatred as a cover for their fear of them the softshites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Check his hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Check his hard drive. Severely limiting his chat-up lines: ”do you want to see some puppies” is completely out of the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 39 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: I hate dogs and love fireworks, guess I'm in the minority Who the fuck hates dogs?? I bet you prefer snakes or some shit, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3598 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Who the fuck hates dogs?? I bet you prefer snakes or some shit, don't you? Nope. All domesticated animals are an obomination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 My older dog was never bothered by fireworks until he was about 7. Now he’s petrified. No real idea what triggered it. I’m not a fan if fireworks apart from that, in that I think they’re a bit boring once you’ve seen a couple. I’d ban sales to the public but that’s not going to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6844 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said: Nope. All domesticated animals are an obomination You prefer woodwind instruments ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Alex said: I’d ban sales to the public but that’s not going to happen Can’t see it happening under our present overlords- way too pc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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