Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 If your partner or kids ever whinge on for a Golden Retriever, just say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Stop putting peanut butter down there then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1231 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 A little bit of gravy.... https://youtu.be/fQv1aiZzYWo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 (edited) Having my quarterly bout of wisdom tooth agony as the one little cunt is taking its sweet time breaking through. Dentist says it’ll not need extracted and it’s not going to try and chin any of my other teeth but the little prick is, quite frankly, taking the piss now. Anyone got any decent home remedies besides getting my teeth knocked out? Edited November 11, 2021 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 When I was offshore one trip I got an abscess in the roof of my mouth- felt like a fucking golf ball and was agonising. My options were to get medi-vacced off ( which would have been a black mark against future work) or keep schtum and grin and bear it. One of the lads gave me a painkiller called Naproxen, which was fucking incredible. Within half an hour I was right as rain, having been fucking zombied by the pain until then. So, get some Naproxen down you. Edit; Once I was drugged up, I “sterilised” a sewing needle and did a bit of Bob Mortimer self-dentistry on the abscess. There is not enough mouthwash in the universe to wash away the taste after I’d drained it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Having my quarterly bout of wisdom tooth agony as the one little cunt is taking its sweet time breaking through. Dentist says it’ll not need extracted and it’s not going to try and chin any of my other teeth but the little prick is, quite frankly, taking the piss now. Anyone got any decent home remedies besides getting my teeth knocked out? You could try Corsodyl gel. Not sure if it's correct for this but it might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: When I was offshore one trip I got an abscess in the roof of my mouth- felt like a fucking golf ball and was agonising. My options were to get medi-vacced off ( which would have been a black mark against future work) or keep schtum and grin and bear it. One of the lads gave me a painkiller called Naproxen, which was fucking incredible. Within half an hour I was right as rain, having been fucking zombied by the pain until then. So, get some Naproxen down you. Edit; Once I was drugged up, I “sterilised” a sewing needle and did a bit of Bob Mortimer self-dentistry on the abscess. There is not enough mouthwash in the universe to wash away the taste after I’d drained it I think I’ll stick with the painkillers and not the Guantanamo approach tbh. Wor lass had to take Naproxen after an operation once and she said it was outrageous gear. On the Solpadeine Max atm and I’ve already fell asleep on the sofa at half 1. Oh, pain medicine, what a harmless thing you are. Definitely can’t see how that can spiral into full blown dependence 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17606 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Naah, not naproxen, think you must be thinking of tramadol or something. Naproxen is an NSAID usually reserved for girls' periods @Monkeys Fist. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Naah, not naproxen, think you must be thinking of tramadol or something. Naproxen is an NSAID usually reserved for girls' periods @Monkeys Fist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 I went to a wedding on tramadol once, couple of glasses of champagne and I was the most off my rocker I’ve ever been. It was mint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 It was your wedding, wasn’t it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Haha nah, still a (legally) single young (in my head) man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Naproxen/co-dydramol is my cocktail of choice when I do my back in. Nice opioid/anti inflammatory combo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Valium stash is reserved for the type of back spasm you can’t get out of bed for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 If you're not a snitch and cool enough to self medicate download telegram and I'll invite you to some groups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said: If you're not a snitch and cool enough to self medicate download telegram and I'll invite you to some groups Nah, you’re alright mate. I can still get a boner without pharmaceuticals 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 I was talking to AH mate, already assumed you were a snitch. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 I’d tell your mam on you but I doubt you can hide your drug problems from someone you live with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Ladies, ladies, can we all just take a few pills and slaver over our chest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Not cool. I'd quickly backpeddle and pretend that you misheard that snitches get bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Back spasm you can't get out of bed for. You stopped deadlifts bro? A dose of T be better than diazies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Got a herniated disc in my back. I still train but it’s something I have to manage because it flares up every 18 months or so. Fucking nightmare when it does. Absolutely intolerable agony that only serious chemicals can fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Ladies, ladies, can we all just take a few pills and slaver over our chest? My problem after taking a few pills is eating like a fucking horse. Being high t it's predominantly just showing as solid muscle but there are definitely elements of a kite at 101kgs. I feel like an apex predator at this weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Got a herniated disc in my back. I still train but it’s something I have to manage because it flares up every 18 months or so. Fucking nightmare when it does. Absolutely intolerable agony that only serious chemicals can fix Testosterone is the ultimate chem bro. Is valium even effective for a herniated disc? Would a muscle relaxant fix relieve that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Being higher T, I question your need for Kamagra to prop up your flaccid meat. Bitch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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