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27 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Got home last night to discover several frantic voicemails from AO explaining they have accidentally delivered a more expensive laptop than the one I ordered. :lol: 

 

Just out of interest, how do I stand :lol: 

I'd imagine it's the same as when the bank accidentally puts too much money in your account. It's not yours so you have to give it back 

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Possession is 9/10ths of the law and that's a FACT.

Tell them to go fuck themselves and you'll see them in court. 

This will lead to absolutely no further repercussions and you'll be home and dry and browsing dodgy porn on a 4k screen in absolutely no time.

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22 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Possession is 9/10ths of the law and that's a FACT.

Tell them to go fuck themselves and you'll see them in court. 

This will lead to absolutely no further repercussions and you'll be home and dry and browsing dodgy porn on a 4k screen in absolutely no time.

Funnily enough I learned about this saying in  A-Level Law many moons ago :lol:.

It just means that if you are in possession of something then the onus is on the owner to prove it's not yours. Which, given CT will have an email receipt for a different laptop, shouldn't be hard to do... Soz CT

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18 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

1 . You're going to have to have a fuckin better reason than that to annhilate the current Mrs PL's home town chum 😡

 

2. Sounds like I might know your mate :lol:

 

 

Tories.

 

They're all Tories.

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Well I’ve literally got a DEGREE in law. So ignore the naysayers, CT. It’s legally yours and there’s nothing anyone (including J69) can do about it. And if you want to be doubly sure then get it up on eBay now. No laptop, no crime.

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40 minutes ago, Alex said:

That’s the joke, Dave 

Ahhh, but I knew that you knew that I knew that was a joke, so really, the jokes on you.

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Sheds aren't cheap and look like a right bitch to build.

 

Anyone know where I can find cheap ones that are brilliant, sturdy and easy to put together?

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39 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Sheds aren't cheap and look like a right bitch to build.

 

Anyone know where I can find cheap ones that are brilliant, sturdy and easy to put together?


Keter, plastic are the way to go. Not the cheapest but last forever and stay dry. 
 

 

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Got the car serviced and they quoted £1011.50 for “driver seat and carpet damaged” :lol:

 

Theres a slight tear in the fabric of the driver seat. I’d have to point it out for you to see it.

 

I think I’ll pass on this advisory.

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27 minutes ago, Ant said:

We've  a keter storage box after moving since we were ditching most of the stuff from the shed and not wanting to drag it with us

think we paid about 130 start of the summer for https://www.therange.co.uk/garden/sheds-and-garden-structures/garden-storage/keter-store-it-out-midi-storage-shed/#6495992 

 

way better than the typical ones under £100, can stick shelves etc in it

 

You'd have to be a contortionist to use that as Fish obviously intends. 

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14 minutes ago, Renton said:

You'd have to be a contortionist to use that as Fish obviously intends. 

My masturbatorium isn't at the end of the garden man.

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3 hours ago, Tom said:

Got the car serviced and they quoted £1011.50 for “driver seat and carpet damaged” :lol:

 

Theres a slight tear in the fabric of the driver seat. I’d have to point it out for you to see it.

 

I think I’ll pass on this advisory.

 

Unless you took it an upholsterers by mistake, I'd be looking for a new garage like.

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