Toonpack 4948 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Hope one of those already horrifically deadly Aussie spiders doesn't find it 😳 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 4948 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Oh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 858 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Oh! I'm only disappointed that this is the Telegraph and not Peter Hitchens writing for Mail. Edited January 27 by Blastronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 858 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 In other news, after months of delays we finally got the keys to the new house today. You'd think with all this extra time we'd be more prepared to move but it's opposite. Totally blindsided by it, came from out of nowhere. Half the shit we'd packed up months ago and put in the storage unit is already back here and unpacked. I'm currently only two cans deep and I'm already wandering around what has been castle blastronaut for 11 years shouting "how the fuck did you get back here?." at inanimate objects. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 6832 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 The process of selling and moving houses in the UK is totally bizarre iyam ”Planning” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 24258 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Good luck BLASTAZ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 858 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 34 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Good luck BLASTAZ! Dunno how much luck will really help tbh man. The only thing that would likely guarantee an easing of the pressure is probably a total frontal lobotomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 14256 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 https://www.theguardian.com/games/2023/jan/27/goldeneye-007-classic-n64?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other License to kill, in the stack with automatics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 5273 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 11 hours ago, Toonpack said: @RobinRobin Take care, this is your neck of the woods (Shire) isn't it. Be careful wouldn't want you turning into a Golem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 5273 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 5 hours ago, Toonpack said: Hope one of those already horrifically deadly Aussie spiders doesn't find it 😳 We'll be fine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 19986 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Very considerate of Flybe to have the decency of waiting 24 hours after I’ve given them £340 before going into administration. The absolute CUNTS. 4 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 10081 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 3 hours ago, ewerk said: Very considerate of Flybe to have the decency of waiting 24 hours after I’ve given them £340 before going into administration. The absolute CUNTS. Were you coming across for the cup final?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 19986 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Emmmm… going to Peppa Pig World. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 2835 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Bit old for that aren’t you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 10081 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 58 minutes ago, ewerk said: Emmmm… going to Peppa Pig World. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 22395 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 20/01/2023 at 13:51, PaddockLad said: Yeah as far as I can make out there’s no one properly coming through that looks dominant at the moment. If his body holds together he’s got as good a chance as anyone 🤷🏻♂️ Apparently, with Djokovic winning today, no one born after 1987 has won the Men’s Singles title at Wimbledon, The French or Australian Open. Which really does hammer home the lack of younger players threatening the old guard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 1383 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 It was a golden era tbf. Nadal, Federer, Djokovic and Murray. Murray was unlucky to have to go against these guys otherwise he would have won many more majors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 22395 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: It was a golden era tbf. Nadal, Federer, Djokovic and Murray. Murray was unlucky to have to go against these guys otherwise he would have won many more majors. Absolutely and I mentioned earlier about Murray having an incredible career in the circumstances. I had also forgot to mention his instrumental role in GB winning the Davis Cup. I think he equalled McEnroe’s record for the most points contributed by a player winning a Davis Cup over the course of a year too. But Murray and Djokovic are the youngest of the 4 you mention and they’re both just a few months shy of turning 36 so I think my point still stands 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 10959 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 It would have been better if he bumped his mother off the fucking cling on square heed bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 10959 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 I have just been speaking to my brother in law. My nephew was with him. He's 7 and one of the eldest in his year. I asked him what he was gonna be doing at school today and straight away 'learning about vulva's, virgina's and penises' WTF! He's 7!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 27760 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: virgina's Which is it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 1677 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Which is it? Maybe a virgin's vagina from Virginia? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 2833 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: I have just been speaking to my brother in law. My nephew was with him. He's 7 and one of the eldest in his year. I asked him what he was gonna be doing at school today and straight away 'learning about vulva's, virgina's and penises' WTF! He's 7!!!! We have a country of adults who almost universally use the word "poo" rather than faeces or defecate and when they go to the doctor still use phrases like "down there" and "women's problems" I'm all for anything that changes that and produces actual adults - and yes even at seven. 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 10959 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 36 minutes ago, NJS said: We have a country of adults who almost universally use the word "poo" rather than faeces or defecate and when they go to the doctor still use phrases like "down there" and "women's problems" I'm all for anything that changes that and produces actual adults - and yes even at seven. I think 7 is a little young. Like I say he's the eldest in his class. Some of them have just turned 6. I am for educating some lessons at the right age. Maybe 9 is more like it. But 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 1677 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Maybe 9 is more like it. But 7? Tell that to the one without sweat glands! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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