Toonpack 11106 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18709 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 Just now, Toonpack said: You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49118 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 (edited) 33 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… Paisley Park has taken a battering. Edited November 24, 2024 by Gemmill 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32706 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44767 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. Aye, the mouse was gutted to get a smaller one… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18709 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Paisley Park has taken a battering. Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10246 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 No fracture then, good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 What could go wrong with you in charge ?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49118 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44767 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22400 Posted November 25, 2024 Share Posted November 25, 2024 100% Jimmy Saville 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted November 25, 2024 Share Posted November 25, 2024 Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49118 Posted November 25, 2024 Share Posted November 25, 2024 Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 @Renton Just for your piece of mind, unusually, there are currently (as I type) five NATO reconnaissance aircraft circling Kaliningrad, where Russia has some nukes. Rouble crashing and nervousness abounds 🍿🍿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36461 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 11:30, Monkeys Fist said: They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. Trained as a barrister. I mean barista 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36461 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 On 25/11/2024 at 12:52, Gemmill said: Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Agreed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49118 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 1 minute ago, Alex said: Agreed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12275 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 11 hours ago, Gemmill said: FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22400 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Josh Brolin is on Radio 2 and it sounds like Zoe Ball has a broken tap somewhere 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Fashion truly is cyclical https://www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-salmon-on-your-head-is-back-in-fashion-for-orcas-after-a-37-year-break-76971 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22400 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/nov/28/gregg-wallace-steps-away-from-masterchef-after-allegations-of-misconduct In a way this doesn't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23338 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 ✅ Gregg Wallace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44767 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Rape Rape Buttery Biscuit Rape. Dorty bassa-never liked him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23338 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Mind you, Rod Stewart agrees. (Sorry for the tweet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4603 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 The reply on the tweet is one of the best things to ever happen on that platform. Bravo Nick, whoever you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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