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17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? 
Aye? :lol:
 

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It should have been a simple reply.  This cunt on site is relentless and my gaffer cant reply as he's not in.  So I thought I would reply with the answer. 

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3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

It should have been a simple reply.  This cunt on site is relentless and my gaffer cant reply as he's not in.  So I thought I would reply with the wrong answer. 

Fyp. 
 

 

 

Also, 
 

Monkeys Fist 

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42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? 
Aye? :lol:
 

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Exactly that 👆

 

when brown nosing clients goes wrong.

 

ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good.

 

Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there.

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27 minutes ago, Toonpack said:


Exactly that 👆

 

when brown nosing clients goes wrong.

 

ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good.

 

Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there.

 

I fucking hate the client and how is trying to keep something on programme brown nosing?

 

Anyways, Contractors gaffer has just phoned me to apologise for his window licking site gaffer and said its sorted

 

 

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26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I fucking hate the client and how is trying to keep something on programme brown nosing?

 

Anyways, Contractors gaffer has just phoned me to apologise for his window licking site gaffer and said its sorted

 

 

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So what were you whining about? 🙂 

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Mind a bit blown this morning. Listening to quite a lot of music during my 18 hour shifts and just realised that nights in white satin is not Knights in white satin :lol: 

 

Cant stand the song so never really listen to it, but whenever it comes on I’ve always thought of some scene from Monty Python.

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48 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Mind a bit blown this morning. Listening to quite a lot of music during my 18 hour shifts and just realised that nights in white satin is not Knights in white satin :lol: 

 

Cant stand the song so never really listen to it, but whenever it comes on I’ve always thought of some scene from Monty Python.


Eh? Did the actual title of the song not give it away like?

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CT is enjoying a clear view now the showers have stopped but is disappointed that his assistant Lorraine has fucked off for the day without puttting the last few racks of the “YES IM AN ANNOYING FUCKIN TWAT” mugs into the kiln :cuppa: 

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3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I've been well and truly thrown under the bus by my line manager :lol: 

 

We're doing a job where the site gaffer is an absolute window licker.  He is complaining all the time he cant set out XYZ because he cant get a setting out engineer on site.  Well fuck off, that's not our issue.  It's a complex site and we have tried to simplify the foundations.  Last Friday I wasn't in the office, line manager agrees to update some information and hasn't communicated that to me.

Come in this morning, email from window licker addressed to line manager. Line manager is in meetings all morning, so I have tried to help and replied.  Architect replied with 'Where is your updated information as promised in the meeting on Friday, we need it today otherwise we are in delay'

 

Nice, lovely, lush, amazing.

 

Line Manager 

Clean windows 

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Mind a bit blown this morning. Listening to quite a lot of music during my 18 hour shifts and just realised that nights in white satin is not Knights in white satin :lol: 

 

Cant stand the song so never really listen to it, but whenever it comes on I’ve always thought of some scene from Monty Python.

I'm in the same boat. Until this second I always assumed knights

 

ETA. Mrs,S just asked why I was laughing so much. Asked her to write the song title down. Oh yes KNIGHTS it is

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1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

My wedding anniversary today. 36 fucking years. The woman must be a saint

Really sorry to hear that mate. 
 

Puts football and everything in to perspective when you hear stuff like this. 
 

Our thoughts are with you. 

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6 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:
33 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I'm in the same boat. Until this second I always assumed knights

 

ETA. Mrs,S just asked why I was laughing so much. Asked her to write the song title down. Oh yes KNIGHTS it is

Why the fuck would knights be kitted out in white satin.

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6 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Why the fuck would knights be kitted out in white satin.


You seen some of the gear footballers wear ?? Ye Olde Premier League Knights probably went all in on designer tabards etc. 

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