Ayatollah Hermione 14553 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Any joy? Aye, the little cunt strode down the drive at half 6 this morning like nothing happened Luckily, my lass was looking out the window at the time and clocked him. She opened the front door and he darted back in. I’ve got a feeling that he was just over the road, either under one of the cars that hadn’t moved in two days or bunkered into someone’s overgrown garden. He’s spot on though. He was obviously anxious since he darted right in and then when he seen me, he sprinted at me for a head scratch. He’s had his tea and now he’s been asleep since half 7. We haven’t slept a wink so I’ve just had 4 hours there and managed to get a half day in to start later. The other cat is still a bit skitzy with him but she probably just needs to sniff his arse a couple of more times. To say I’m relieved is an understatement 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 Ah that's mint, really pleased for you. The fucking relief is unreal when they come back, man. The first one of mine that did this, I slept downstairs with the living room windows wide open and a bowl of food on the floor. Got woken up by a cat scranning the food at 2am, and it took me a while to pull myself around enough to be sure it was him. Food the priority with that little fucker though. But the relief is crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4280 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 "Guys" who like Seinfeld. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14553 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 7 hours ago, Gemmill said: Ah that's mint, really pleased for you. The fucking relief is unreal when they come back, man. The first one of mine that did this, I slept downstairs with the living room windows wide open and a bowl of food on the floor. Got woken up by a cat scranning the food at 2am, and it took me a while to pull myself around enough to be sure it was him. Food the priority with that little fucker though. But the relief is crazy. Aye, it was something else. Poor lad has spent all day sleeping apparently so he’s obviously been frightened and stressed wherever he was. Chinese has been bought and then I’m going to bed for 12 hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11124 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios. How long will it take him to cement his place as a regular poster I wonder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22458 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios. I wonder what is in his PAV2 mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 18 minutes ago, Toonpack said: How long will it take him to cement his place as a regular poster I wonder. He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 21 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I wonder what is in his PAV2 mix Jism… Self loathing and jism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11124 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score. Hopefully we’ll lay a strong foundation in the first leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Oh great. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22458 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Sup Gemmill? You're love for concrete not that rock-solid yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12296 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 27 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: @Howmanheyman’s first gaff, post beer shart? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Sup Gemmill? You're love for concrete not that rock-solid yet? He finds puns to be a(s)palling. He’ll be ok, down a few slabs and he’ll be cured. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22458 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Apparently theres a new Railway Children coming. Its got BAME representation. The Gammons will be full on fewm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16261 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 We do not want any UN-BRITISH INFLUENCES in this story about looking after a Russian exile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14553 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 I heard they’re making Peter Rabbit transgender too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5051 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Well that’s CT’s Tantalising Trinkets closed for Christmas . Fuck me, hard graft is no fun whatsoever. Unbelievably long days for 4 weeks solid. We are talking 12 -18 hour shifts with no skives to be had. Nearly 6000 orders in total and thank the Lord the wife is still on the sick recuperating Was going to close Monday but this shitty chesty virus has broken me. Soon as I’m better though, time to party like it’s 1999 (The Sofa Years, also known as Debbie from accounts). Hopefully that’s me done til February so plenty of free time to work on new player chants. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18731 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Well that’s CT’s Tantalising Trinkets closed for Christmas . Fuck me, hard graft is no fun whatsoever. Unbelievably long days for 4 weeks solid. We are talking 12 -18 hour shifts with no skives to be had. Nearly 6000 orders in total and thank the Lord the wife is still on the sick recuperating Was going to close Monday but this shitty chesty virus has broken me. Soon as I’m better though, time to party like it’s 1999 (The Sofa Years, also known as Debbie from accounts). Hopefully that’s me done til February so plenty of free time to work on new player chants. Taxi cabbing properly lost its appeal then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5051 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Taxi cabbing properly lost its appeal then? Strangely enough, I do quite like my little 4am til 8am shifts, but only when I have too. That time of the morning it’s either Airport / Station runs or all the people who have hospital appointments. (Diabetics etc). The drunks are all in bed and I try to get finished before the school rush hour. Ideally it would be nice to get the gift side up enough to cover the taxi earnings. Still also very interested in the crypto side of things, but just haven’t had a chance to be hands on since April. Sorry, short answer was yes. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11124 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 21 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Well that’s CT’s Tantalising Trinkets closed for Christmas . Fuck me, hard graft is no fun whatsoever. Unbelievably long days for 4 weeks solid. We are talking 12 -18 hour shifts with no skives to be had. Nearly 6000 orders in total and thank the Lord the wife is still on the sick recuperating Was going to close Monday but this shitty chesty virus has broken me. Soon as I’m better though, time to party like it’s 1999 (The Sofa Years, also known as Debbie from accounts). Hopefully that’s me done til February so plenty of free time to work on new player chants. A proper businessman would start a January sale on boxing day FFS 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5051 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Just now, Toonpack said: A proper businessman would start a January sale on boxing day FFS I said that to our lass and the look was enough 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35976 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 56 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Taxi cabbing properly lost its appeal then? 38 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Sorry, short answer was yes. I'd be very disappointed in you if I'd took it up now, wouldn't I? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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