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Happy New Year everyone.

 

Statistically speaking, we're due a good one, right?

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58 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy New Year to the Internets weirdest mix of rapidly ageing blokes.

 

Start as we mean to go on with a bit of eye candy. :) 

 

 

 

Double whammy - sofas and squelch. 

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Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. :lol:

 

Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? 

 

I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It probably won't happen for your parents.

 

Any ideas?

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Anal prolapse? 

 

Correct, both my kids have indeed had anal prolapses which was a bit disappointing for them considering the young age of them. :(

 

Next guess. 

 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. :lol:

 

Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? 

 

I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It won't happen for your parents.

 

Any ideas?

Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age.

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. :lol:

 

Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? 

 

I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It won't happen for your parents.

 

Any ideas?

 

No ideas then? 

 

I'll post the answer you're all so desperate to hear a little bit later. :lol:

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Just now, Billy Whitehurst said:

Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age.

 

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

This is the worst quiz since which station called walkergate station is this.

 

When I tell you, you can work out your own date and I bet you will because of course you will. 

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11 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Aye, my family are not happy that I didn’t have the answer after asking for their assistance

 

Ok, CT's family takes precedence.

 

Sometime around 25th April next year, (give or take a few hours) I'll have lived just as long in the twenty first century as I lived in the twentieth century. Basically add up your age at NYE at 1999 then add that age to NYD 2000 and see what date you get. :good: eg, September 8, 1973 - 31st December 1999 = 9,611 days or 26, years, three months and twenty four days. 1st Jan 2000 + 9,611 days is April 25th, 2026.

 

Work it out for yourselves, @RobinRobin might be in for a bit a wait for his though. :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Mine was Friday 19th January, 2024. So you're a bit fucking late with this game. 

 

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It's not all about you. Anyway I said some will already have had it. At least you now know when it was . 

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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

It's not all about you. Anyway I said some will already have had it. At least you now know when it was . 

 

Are you sure about that ?

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Anyway, when I was a lad (20th century) you could go to the shops and get mix-up for a penny.  

 

If you had a sixpence you were a fucking king.

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