RobinRobin 12276 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 HNY twats and twatesses. 🥳 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23354 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy new year, wankers x 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11295 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy New Year everyone. Statistically speaking, we're due a good one, right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5051 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy New Year to the Internets weirdest mix of rapidly ageing blokes. Start as we mean to go on with a bit of eye candy. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 All the best gentlemen, to you and yours 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12276 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 58 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Happy New Year to the Internets weirdest mix of rapidly ageing blokes. Start as we mean to go on with a bit of eye candy. Double whammy - sofas and squelch. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy new year, gents. 👍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18709 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy new year you complete set of bastards 😀 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It probably won't happen for your parents. Any ideas? Edited January 1 by Howmanheyman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49120 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Anal prolapse? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Anal prolapse? Correct, both my kids have indeed had anal prolapses which was a bit disappointing for them considering the young age of them. Next guess. Edited January 1 by Howmanheyman 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 985 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It won't happen for your parents. Any ideas? Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It won't happen for your parents. Any ideas? No ideas then? I'll post the answer you're all so desperate to hear a little bit later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Just now, Billy Whitehurst said: Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11854 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: No ideas then? I'll post the answer you're all so desperate to hear a little bit later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23338 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 This is the worst quiz since which station called walkergate station is this. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5051 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Aye, my family are not happy that I didn’t have the answer after asking for their assistance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 minute ago, Renton said: This is the worst quiz since which station called walkergate station is this. When I tell you, you can work out your own date and I bet you will because of course you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32706 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 It’ll be something like your date of birth being closest or farther away to some major event than the present day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Aye, my family are not happy that I didn’t have the answer after asking for their assistance Ok, CT's family takes precedence. Sometime around 25th April next year, (give or take a few hours) I'll have lived just as long in the twenty first century as I lived in the twentieth century. Basically add up your age at NYE at 1999 then add that age to NYD 2000 and see what date you get. eg, September 8, 1973 - 31st December 1999 = 9,611 days or 26, years, three months and twenty four days. 1st Jan 2000 + 9,611 days is April 25th, 2026. Work it out for yourselves, @RobinRobin might be in for a bit a wait for his though. Edited January 1 by Howmanheyman 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49120 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Mine was Friday 19th January, 2024. So you're a bit fucking late with this game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35914 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Mine was Friday 19th January, 2024. So you're a bit fucking late with this game. It's not all about you. Anyway I said some will already have had it. At least you now know when it was . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's not all about you. Anyway I said some will already have had it. At least you now know when it was . Are you sure about that ? Edited January 1 by Toonpack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11106 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Anyway, when I was a lad (20th century) you could go to the shops and get mix-up for a penny. If you had a sixpence you were a fucking king. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49120 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 The black and white days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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