Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12592 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 6 hours ago, Renton said: Best I could do. Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13222 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: No way you're a big cock! 🍄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24317 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Start my new job today. Bricking it. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13222 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Start my new job today. Bricking it. 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38733 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 49 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Start my new job today. Bricking it. Good luck, wykiki, you'll get there soon enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12592 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 56 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Start my new job today. Bricking it. Good luck mate, if they ask you to go and get a long stand or a sky hook, they're taking the piss 😉 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 I give it a week and a half, so 7 working days, before Yorkshire Happiness has called one of his new colleagues a cunt in here Good luck with it Wykiki. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24317 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: 👍 Very apt 😂 cycled through Grassington on Friday and they're were busy filming it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12592 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Very apt 😂 cycled through Grassington on Friday and they're were busy filming it. "James, James" "Yes Mr Farnon" "Look, look, it's a bad case of Lycra, get me my gun" "At once Mr Farnon" "Hurry man, it's getting away, we can't let it spread" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24926 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Happy Monday Morning campers. I know it's Monday and we are all worried about Wykiki and how long he will last in his job before calling someone a c*nt, but let me share with you a short from my new favourite YouTube channel. This lad knows how to enjoy life. And who can blame him? Not often you get to see and, more importantly, hear a double headed class 56 combo in central London. 👍 https://youtube.com/shorts/xsYqVVHDoFQ?si=ODB83vjDiN0Bvy78 Damn, won't let me embed shorts! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 He’s made shit loads from his hobby and got to do some pretty cool stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24926 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Just now, Christmas Tree said: He’s made shit loads from his hobby and got to do some pretty cool stuff I know. His girl friend is fit as fuck too. Funny old world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, Renton said: His girl friend is fit as fuck too She looks about 12… Get thee south 12 miles , sharpish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38328 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 I love his content although I binned off Instagram so haven’t seen him for a while. Seems like a genuinely nice lad and I’ve always liked trains and train journeys. Might subscribe to his YouTube channel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5750 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Chris Harris scared the shit out of him running him round a racetrack in a 911 a wee while back, that was a laugh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20172 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 There’s a Facebook page called disused stations that you’re missing out on @Renton. I follow it for regular updates on the proposed Waverly line extension ie Tweedbank > Carlisle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8008 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Best of luck Wykiki 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3942 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Aye Wykiki I dont come on Gen Chat much. but hope the cunts at yer new place of work are ok and the new job works out well!. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47089 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, Dougle said: Aye Wykiki I dont come on Gen Chat much Who’s this cunt? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20172 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, Dougle said: Aye Wykiki I dont come on Gen Chat much. but hope the cunts at yer new place of work are ok and the new job works out well!. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13222 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Anybody heard from Wykiki? #thoughtsandprayers #cunts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24317 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 First day went great. Only cunt is me it seems. I'll soon change that. Decent amount of fanny too 👍🏻👌🏻 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20172 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: First day went great. Only cunt is me it seems. I'll soon change that. Decent amount of fanny too 👍🏻👌🏻 Stalk them on socials then post their pics on here. You know you're dying to 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24926 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 36 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Only cunt is me it seems........Decent amount of fanny too 👍🏻👌🏻 Oxymoron alert! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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