Howmanheyman 39124 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Lass at work asked if it really does hurt that much when you get a tattoo so I told her it depends where you get it? She said, Wallsend. Carry on, chaps. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25161 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I really hope thats true. Reminds me of an inverse of this: "Where's the naughtiest place you've had sex?" "I don't want to say..." "Oh go on" "Okay, then, up the arse...." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4956 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Out on a limb here, arse sex (with a woman - never tried it with a lad might be better) is massively overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Well, that’s a bummer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I’d be tempted to try homosexuality but I just can’t be arsed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4956 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Any more? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Nah, that’s me done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6744 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I have a friend who is a bisexual guy and he has maintained for his entire life that sex is better with women, but that living with a man is much easier. Read into that what you will, just the messenger, etc. As for anal I agree with you @strawb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47322 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 6 hours ago, Rayvin said: Read into that what you will, just the messenger, etc. This sounds like the work of an AI* bot * Arse inspector 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11355 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 @wykikitoon been thinking of getting meself a bike. this is massively hypocritical of me as I literally haven't got a good word to say about the cunts who ride them, cluttering up the highways with their antisocial behaviour and complete lack of any road sense whatsoever etc etc anyway, with that in mind I'm thinking of a mountain bike which I can ride on the many trails in the wye valley without being a blight on the life of decent, tax paying motorists. would a secondhand one for about £500 be a decent buy or would it likely drop to bits the first time you went over a bump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24596 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: @wykikitoon been thinking of getting meself a bike. this is massively hypocritical of me as I literally haven't got a good word to say about the cunts who ride them, cluttering up the highways with their antisocial behaviour and complete lack of any road sense whatsoever etc etc anyway, with that in mind I'm thinking of a mountain bike which I can ride on the many trails in the wye valley without being a blight on the life of decent, tax paying motorists. would a secondhand one for about £500 be a decent buy or would it likely drop to bits the first time you went over a bump? You're describing motorists tbh For £500 you'll get fine one. Will be heavier but nowadays for that money a starter bike will be right. https://www.decathlon.co.uk/p/29-touring-mountain-bike-explore-540-blue-black/_/R-p-330296?mc=8615131&c=prussian blue_asphalt blue Thats decent value https://www.halfords.com/bikes/mountain-bikes/voodoo-braag-mens-mountain-bike---green---s-m-l-xl-frames-524134.html?stockInventory=undefined&_gl=1*1x19y58*_up*MQ..*_gs*MQ..&gclid=Cj0KCQjwmqPDBhCAARIsADorxIbZ34VyUElRmmflh0TQ_hPAj6I4g1hfg7LJObw1i5q1O4dVxtP5zWkaAoXVEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds&gbraid=0AAAAADrJx6yHw5AZSVRMePB1TntOqW1fO&plpPlacement=11 Another decent one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53996 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: @wykikitoon been thinking of getting meself a bike. this is massively hypocritical of me as I literally haven't got a good word to say about the cunts who ride them, cluttering up the highways with their antisocial behaviour and complete lack of any road sense whatsoever etc etc anyway, with that in mind I'm thinking of a mountain bike which I can ride on the many trails in the wye valley without being a blight on the life of decent, tax paying motorists. would a secondhand one for about £500 be a decent buy or would it likely drop to bits the first time you went over a bump? My brother in law came off his mountain bike last week and has 4 spinal fractures and 4 broken ribs. Given you can't walk a dog without breaking your collarbone, this feels like a mistake. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5881 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 Might stop him bitching about transfers though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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