Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Alreet Peter Kay. Whats he got to do with my sarnie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 A sandwich always seems nicer when cut diagonally. Not sure why. If you cut it in half (either way) the single non-crusted side is shorter, and you have 3 crusted sides on each half. Because you enjoy the non-crusted side the most (no-one bites into a sarnie from the crusted side) cutting diagonal gives a feeling that you are getting more "good sandwich" than you would otherwise with that long non-crusted length and only 2 crusted sides. Read more in my book, The Psycology of Snacks - a guide for podge monsters to defeat their mind and get thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Sat outside in the sun by the quayside having a cold pint or two. I work enough weekends and have been skint and sensible with money. Tonight i dine with lager. My better half is like fucking Sherlock Holmes when any 'sunshine fanny' walks past but you cannot have it all. You enjoy the fucker you lucky bugger. Re the SF, isnt that why god made sunglasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 If you cut it in half (either way) the single non-crusted side is shorter, and you have 3 crusted sides on each half. Because you enjoy the non-crusted side the most (no-one bites into a sarnie from the crusted side) cutting diagonal gives a feeling that you are getting more "good sandwich" than you would otherwise with that long non-crusted length and only 2 crusted sides. Read more in my book, The Psycology of Snacks - a guide for podge monsters to defeat their mind and get thin. You're a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 That post deserves these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34184 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I want to get out of this fucking place and get into the sunshine. Gonna go home, go for a run, then have my tea out the back and chill til it gets too cold to sit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My sunshine is over for the day. I'm fucking beetroot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Did that Holly Willoughby sex tape get confirmed as true? Quite fancy watching her strum herself off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 First I've heard of it? You sure it's was meant to be her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Just saw a headline on a paper yesterday but obviously it was a load of shite. I live in hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Can't find anything on google? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34184 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Willoughby has grown on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Whilst frantically searching for the Willoughby tape, I found this little gem http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4053696/Hazel-Jones-news-The-woman-with-two-vaginas.html Double shocker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 If you cut it in half (either way) the single non-crusted side is shorter, and you have 3 crusted sides on each half. Because you enjoy the non-crusted side the most (no-one bites into a sarnie from the crusted side) cutting diagonal gives a feeling that you are getting more "good sandwich" than you would otherwise with that long non-crusted length and only 2 crusted sides. Read more in my book, The Psycology of Snacks - a guide for podge monsters to defeat their mind and get thin. I'll cut the sandwich diagonally, then eat the two acute corners, then bite out the middle the the rest of the crust in two bites. Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'll cut the sandwich diagonally, then eat the two acute corners, then bite out the middle the the rest of the crust in two bites. Sorted OCDDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 OCDDave This is going to run for a while, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I always eat the crusts off a sarnie first then the nice middle bit. You can all sleep easily now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I used too, now my son eats my sandwiches for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I used too, now my son eats my sandwiches for me. Mine won't eat sarnies. He opens them up, takes the ham/cheese/whatever out and just eats the bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My daughter does the opposite Son , however, is a dustbin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane 3 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I always eat the crusts off a sarnie first then the nice middle bit. You can all sleep easily now... Or you cut around the outside, like I do tbs tbs, cut it in and goal, a crustless sandwich for me man CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 More of you lot should stay up all night/work nights. It's boring here at 3.45am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 More of you lot should stay up all night/work nights. It's boring here at 3.45am... It's boring after about 01:30 to be honest. Nowt to do while this report is running so I check on here and... nothing. They're all useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I've been awake for the last hour (after only getting to sleep at 1am) coughing my guts up if it makes you feel any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I've been awake for the last hour (after only getting to sleep at 1am) coughing my guts up if it makes you feel any better. I'd see a doctor if I were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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