Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 The fact that, as a sperm, you didn't need to stop to ask for directions to Eggsville is also puzzling. Actually it's quite a proud moment when you stop and think to yourself "yes I was that sperm, I out swam millions of competitors and came in, número uno. The most competitive race on our planet and I my friend WON". We should all remember this when we are feeling low or unworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 You need to put it into the context of your gene pool though. I think it's safe to say that you won a Spunk Paralympics swimming gala, in the equivalent of a classification where the competitors are limbless and register a finishing time by cracking their head against the side of the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 26625 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Early morning insults. Part of the reason why I love this place What's that you say, you silly-sits-and-drinks-coffee-all-night-on-the-ward-looking-at-toontastic-instead-of-working-cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 The good thing about not sleeping is watching some of this stuff on the shopping channels. Amazing what they can sell and for how much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 What's that you say, you silly-sits-and-drinks-coffee-all-night-on-the-ward-looking-at-toontastic-instead-of-working-cow? I'm at home actually, shithead! And I don't work on a ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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catmag 336 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Aye watch it, or I'll spill the beans about you throwing your toys out of your pram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 (edited) Aye watch it, or I'll spill the beans about you throwing your toys out of your pram Edited November 28, 2013 by Ant Aye.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Get yourself on Gumtree. You can pick up a lovely Technics organ (that cost 1 or 2 thousand brand new) for £10 or £20. It is quite therapeutic every now and again belting out a few cheesy tunes. I should have added, no room for it either (Lahndan innit). Have to admit I'm getting visions of Arnold Rimmer and his Hammond organ nights now, although I suppose the involvement of the ship's robots would be more of a Gemmill thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I reckon CT gets blacked up like the Russian Stevie Wonder before he hits the ivories. Can you imagine living next door to him ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Yes, and he meant that being able to tap out the melody of a song you know on a piano, one finger, one note at a time, is not the same as being able to play by ear. It's also something that absolutely everybody can do. Back in the day I used to babysit this kid from up the street. He'd have been 6 or 7 at the time and had recently started learning the piano, he'd got as far as playing some basic tunes two-handed at this stage. A classmate said that he'd started learning guitar so my lad's mam thought he'd invite him over so they could play together a bit and see what each other could do. Turns out that after six months or so, the other kid had only managed to learn how to strum the guitar and bang the frame in 4/4 rhythm. No fingering, no chords, just an open strum... BANG. strum... BANG. strum.... BANG. strum.... BANG. Anyway for some reason I'm reminded of this anecdote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Christmas Tree vs Gemmill Dust pan & brush vs Robot Hoover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 CT notices the bricks hurtling towards his windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I reckon CT gets blacked up like the Russian Stevie Wonder before he hits the ivories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 You can absolutely imagine him doing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 With the family, forced to black up, and made to be "The Pips" http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34726-songs-you-like-for-unusual-reasons/?p=1240814 CT- " Dey so funny". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Isn't beans loooovely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 And he's goin' back To a simpler place and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Part-Time Blubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Signed, Sealed, Delivered, Put Away In The Cupboard After Two Weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Mr. Know Nowt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I Just Called To Order Duck Pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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