Meenzer 14030 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I'll have you know I *always* use protection where broken promises are concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Hey! I've got a luscious chin fringe Have you grown a goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Have you grown a goat? Are you kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Cheesy puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Are you kidding?Alreet man! No need to be so gruff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Cheesy punsWho asked you like?Butting in like some big time general with a shoulder full of Chèvre-ons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26744 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) I'll have you know I *always* use protection where broken promises are concerned. You keep a baseball bat by your bed? Edited August 9, 2014 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You keep a baseball bat by our bed? That's not a baseball bat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26744 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 That's not a baseball bat Quite right. It's a rounders bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34377 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You keep a baseball bat by your bed? Nice edit, but too late. The secret is out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 He's even approaching men in his username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26744 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Nice edit, but too late. The secret is out. Proof you should always check your posts before hitting 'add reply'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 So pleased with myself. Took delivery of and fitted an INTEGRATED dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I expect pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Don't put washing-up liquid in it. Actually, do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Only after you've tried microwaving your fish in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Sorry, no pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You've broken it already, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Nope, it completed one full cycle. Insulating tape is holding the drainage pipe in place so yes there is time for it to go Pete tong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38706 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Use duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Last time I post on here for a long while, if I ever do again. I don't know how much my memory will be effected by my op but it will definitely have some impact, and I might forget what this board is! Not even taking the piss neither. We'll see though. Thursday is the day. Irrespective if I remember about this board, I'll be off for a few month anyway I'd imagine, but if this is it, I've enjoyed posting on here, was great between 2008 and 2010. I'm sure I've offended virtually everyone at some point, but hopefully I've said something endearing at some point too. If this is the finish, all the best, some canny cunts on here, keep abusing Ashley, and keep the faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Good luck with it Stevie mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26266 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Aye, good luck. Fingers crossed for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19797 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Last time I post on here for a long while, if I ever do again. I don't know how much my memory will be effected by my op but it will definitely have some impact, and I might forget what this board is! Not even taking the piss neither. We'll see though. Thursday is the day. Irrespective if I remember about this board, I'll be off for a few month anyway I'd imagine, but if this is it, I've enjoyed posting on here, was great between 2008 and 2010. I'm sure I've offended virtually everyone at some point, but hopefully I've said something endearing at some point too. If this is the finish, all the best, some canny cunts on here, keep abusing Ashley, and keep the faith. we've had the odd run in over the years and don't always agree on stuff but i've always felt you bring a huge amount of football knowledge, humour and entertainment to this place. you're going to come through this thing. you have to. this place will be a far poorer place without you. genuinely all the best with it all. i've been thinking about you a lot. weird how you can grow attached to people you know online but are unlikely ever meet. same thing when gejon died. i was quite shocked and upset. good luck mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 All the best man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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