NJS 3978 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Finally got a permanent job. Thanks for all the support lads, it's appreciated. Good to hear - congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26800 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Finally got a permanent job. Thanks for all the support lads, it's appreciated. Well done! Hope it turns out ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Congrats i'm assuming it's port and you'll still be wearing leather elbow patches Genuinely wearing a patched jumper today. Thanks all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I've had 30 pints in total Thursday, Friday and Saturday. I'm totally fucked. What a wank. http://www.neca.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Finally, some episodes of Pointless that aren't repeats. My day has officially been made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Have you been on it yet and not mentioned it on here?...200 club?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Not yet. The application form is stupidly long, and they've already had a pair of Eurovision gays on there who won the jackpot so that box has been checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Thank fuck for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Just finished the first of three night shifts up in the rafters above Concordia pool. Betty Swollocks- it's insanely hot up there. I've drank 5Ltr of water, and sweated at least as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 This is doing my nut in now. 3C above its March record. I accept we're fucked. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-32028178 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Just finished the first of three night shifts up in the rafters above Concordia pool. Betty Swollocks- it's insanely hot up there. I've drank 5Ltr of water, and sweated at least as much. And I'm now waiting outside the pharma plant in Fawdon to meet a business colleague to look over a job. I do believe I'm at risk of sleep deprived shenanigans - been over 24hrs since last kip. Edit; Meant to meet at 9:30, he's just rang to say he's half an hour away. It's 9:56am. He's getting a slap on arrival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34433 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 This is doing my nut in now. 3C above its March record. I accept we're fucked. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-32028178 Everyone should get on the Guardian's Keep It In The Ground campaign about climate change. They've got a podcast going as well which is pretty interesting. Terrifying times imo. Turns out Nelly is a new age Nostradamus. It's not affiliated with the Keep It In Your Pants campaign that all the lasses at Fish's school had going btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The lasses at my school definitely did nothing to stem the production of the kids who make you weep for the world. There was one lass called Claire Snowball... Scuse me a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'm sick of my sleeping pattern and its not wor lasses fault. I'm fucked by 10 usually, sleep then, wake up for a piss at 1, wake up again 330, then till 6 I'm half a kip but not fully. Fuckin sick of it, I'm ganna sign some sleeping tablets up today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26315 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Another low point for mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Molljeanne? Some people deserve to choke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Chicken and egg - stupid name or being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Carlsberg don't do stupid, but .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Brings to mind the Darwin awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26315 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Nearly worth starting an Only in the UK thread for. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32032291 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3196 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Nearly worth starting an Only in the UK thread for. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32032291 "Jazz hands" is actually the way deaf people sign their appreciation of something rather than clapping. I am wondering if the BBC have not just got this wrong. You know like when they thought Jimmy Savile wasn't fucking kids and dead people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26315 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yeah, that seems like a fair equivalent for comparison. And a bit more female lunacy: http://thebackbencher.co.uk/revealed-the-outrageous-demands-from-nus-womens-conference/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You know like when they thought Jimmy Savile wasn't fucking kids and dead people. I thought the whole issue was that they knew he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26315 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I thought the whole issue was that they knew he was. Pipe down, Beyonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34433 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) Nearly worth starting an Only in the UK thread for. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32032291 This and people attending a funeral for Richard III today. Both facepalm moments. Edited March 26, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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