Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 More of a squatter tbh, the cheek splaying stance of the sitter is maintained, whilst combined with the ease of access of the stander. Explanation- sit on the bog, now rock forward so that your arse lifts clear. Wipe. Thank me later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 It still fries my swede that there was a 20 page discussion about wiping your arse on here. Even more so that the ridiculous standers couldn't wrap their head around how to maneuver your arse on the throne for easy wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34152 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Unbelievable man. Unevolved freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 We evolved as bipedal for a reason, dirty bowl dippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Standing up to wipe your arse ffs. Do you shout for your mam to check if you're all clean as well? What we need is another 15 pages of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I hope you disinfect your keyboard regularly, shittyfingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Wait there, there's adults that stand up with shit still all over their ring? That's fucking lifting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Some people stand up to wipe, some people collect stamps, some grown men repeatedly sign up to the same forum they've been hoofed/flounced from for years under various different usernames but are inevitably sussed within days/hours. Takes all sorts to make a world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Charles Heston has been dead over seven years. Never knew it. Thought he'd been a bit quiet lately mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Charles Heston has been dead over seven years. Never knew it. Thought he'd been a bit quiet lately mind you. Charles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 It still fries my swede that there was a 20 page discussion about wiping your arse on here. Even more so that the ridiculous standers couldn't wrap their head around how to maneuver your arse on the throne for easy wiping. We've got huge cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2401 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 For me its my ball that is too massive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2401 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 You might need that seeing to pet I'm not at work tonight so I can't help you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2401 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Standby for dick pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33588990 Edited July 20, 2015 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Charles? Charlton's less well known younger cousin, hence why I didn't know he was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8937 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/20/world/middleeast/murder-at-sea-captured-on-video-but-killers-go-free.html?_r=0 Shocking stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Jesus that's incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34152 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Worse things happen at sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8937 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Worse things happen at sea. I think your compassion chip is offline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30216 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Btw, this bollocks about the Queen. I'm far from a staunch royalist but the England football team gave a Nazi salute in Berlin, under orders from the Foreign Office, a fair bit later (1938). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Worse things happen at sea. baddum tish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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