Monkeys Fist 38494 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Cheers mate. I will be dangling off the King Edward bridge all next week, putting my new skillz to the test. Skillz: It is a structure - check Spans between 2 points - check Carries vehicles trains and/or people - check MF: "I have inspected this structure and I declare that it is indeed a bridge! Now, where do I send my invoice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26575 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Skillz: It is a structure - check Spans between 2 points - check Carries vehicles trains and/or people - check MF: "I have inspected this structure and I declare that it is indeed a bridge! Now, where do I send my invoice?" Uncannily accurate description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3647 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Been on a management course with work this week. It's run by a woman who is some kind of head doctor. Had to do all these personality tests, but I read the directions wrong, so like where you are meant to put 1 as strongly disagree and 5 as strongly agree or whatever, I did it the wrong way round. There were 12 of us and she split us into 4 groups based on answers we gave, I was on me tod.. She probably has me pegged as a mental or something now. Will probably ride it out and see how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2400 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) Whatever you do don't act crazy. Edited October 31, 2015 by toonotl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38494 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Skillz: It is a structure - check Spans between 2 points - check Carries vehicles trains and/or people - check MF: "I have inspected this structure and I declare that it is indeed a bridge! Now, where do I send my invoice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38494 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Been on a management course with work this week. It's run by a woman who is some kind of head doctor. Had to do all these personality tests, but I read the directions wrong, so like where you are meant to put 1 as strongly disagree and 5 as strongly agree or whatever, I did it the wrong way round. There were 12 of us and she split us into 4 groups based on answers we gave, I was on me tod.. She probably has me pegged as a mental or something now. Will probably ride it out and see how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Been on a management course with work this week. It's run by a woman who is some kind of head doctor. Had to do all these personality tests, but I read the directions wrong, so like where you are meant to put 1 as strongly disagree and 5 as strongly agree or whatever, I did it the wrong way round. There were 12 of us and she split us into 4 groups based on answers we gave, I was on me tod.. She probably has me pegged as a mental or something now. Will probably ride it out and see how it goes I did a similar course a couple of weeks ago with the Meyers Briggs test. Came out as an ENTP, the same as the course leader who was a Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting Type in corduroy trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12731 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I did a similar course a couple of weeks ago with the Meyers Briggs test. Came out as an ENTP, the same as the course leader who was a Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting Type in corduroy trousers I'm an INFP apparently. Makes sense like but according to them, I should definitely write a novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3647 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 We did that one with the 4 letters and one with earth, air, wind and fire and some other ones.It was quite interesting in certain parts but a bit farty in others. Its a good deal for me cos its a path to management and we get a couple days/nights away from work in a nice hotel with a free bar. Got 3 more over the course of the year, I will keep you informed of my cock ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34133 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 INTJ represent. The type that's only 2% of the population. Anders Breivik, The Unabomber, Lenin and me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34133 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I went to a surprise 40th birthday party FOR A MAN yesterday. Honestly, i would rather get a trip to Dignitas for my 40th than a surprise party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I went to a surprise 40th birthday party FOR A MAN yesterday. Honestly, i would rather get a trip to Dignitas for my 40th than a surprise party.I think it's the only sort of party I could bare to have. The thought of a man being involved in organising a party for himself after 18 is a bit too Elton John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34133 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Aye but to be the sort of man whose family think would enjoy a surprise party in their honour. I don't even know what celebrity you could compare that to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Lads, you know that surprise we were planning for Gemmill's 40th next month? Best knock it on the head I loved my 40th birthday party but only cos I'm a control freak and meticulously planned it all myself, chose all the music and was selective about the guests. I don't think I'd have liked it to be sprung on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I couldn't imagine a worse way to celebrate my birthday than with a surprise party. I wouldn't even want a party that I'd been involved in planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8926 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Is it still a "party" if it's just organising everyone to be in a beer garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I couldn't imagine a worse way to celebrate my birthday than with a surprise party. I wouldn't even want a party that I'd been involved in planning. It's not normally my thing but I loved it. On my actual birthday I went to the pub quiz at my local and that was class too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34133 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Is it still a "party" if it's just organising everyone to be in a beer garden? It is, and it's also no surprise that you would arrange your own party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8926 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 It is, and it's also no surprise that you would arrange your own party. Nobody else does it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3647 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Like tossing off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-34692679 Cunts. Even their polliss arse scum. Fancy a police force of 1.4m people make jokes about rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 They didn't make a rape joke tbf, they responded to one. Ill advised but just the right wing press putting the boot into the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Would Pol Pot have had to make many changes if he had invaded sunlun.They've always lived the peasant life and have never had intelligent people so maybe just a tweak or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38494 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Would Pol Pot have had to make many changes if he had invaded sunlun.They've always lived the peasant life and have never had intelligent people so maybe just a tweak or twoThere is only one answer to this level of crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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