ChezGiven 0 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So we're actually acknowledging that Gemmill is moving house then? I was studiously ignoring it. In that case, hope it all goes smoothly. Ideally you want to be moving in next to a recently divorced filthy milf or couples with single mates. Otherwise, its a change of location but its still the same hoover nozzle and popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 34299 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So we're actually acknowledging that Gemmill is moving house then? I was studiously ignoring it. In that case, hope it all goes smoothly. Ideally you want to be moving in next to a recently divorced filthy milf or couples with single mates. Otherwise, its a change of location but its still the same hoover nozzle and popcorn. This presupposes that I'm currently single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Great news! This time don't play the environmental card when the subject of kids comes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34299 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 This one knows the crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26720 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just found out a bloke who retired from my work a few months ago was the streaker in KK's debut! Why wasn't I informed earlier? (He was a bit of a character to put it mildly). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_wMpgL3pKs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 This one knows the crack. First knuckle, or do you make her take her watch off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just found out a bloke who retired from my work a few months ago was the streaker in KK's debut! Why wasn't I informed earlier? (He was a bit of a character to put it mildly). It's a good job we didn't have the January window then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26720 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 It's a good job we didn't have the January window then. Aye, Chinese mouse 1982 style. Apparently they auctioned the socks he wore that day to pay for his court costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Proper bloke- kept his socks on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26210 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Don't do drugs kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Anyone know why there was a load of mounted police around the city centre this afternoon/evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Anyone know why there was a load of mounted police around the city centre this afternoon/evening? Somebody sat at their desk posting online about petrol bombing locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Somebody sat at their desk posting online about petrol bombing locals. " Somebody" "Locals-Shite. I'll petrol bomb you all" was the threat I heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Swooping around the skies of sunderland in his signature vehicle- The Shite-o-copter, made from rusty spoons and bits of clock he's dug up. His sworn enemies are Über drivers, who he hunts down then attacks with microwaved boiled eggs and deadly frisbees made of duck pizza. Über Control- "Watch out lads, The Metector is at large tonight." Über drivers- " Fucks sake, break out the Aldi wheat beers to throw him off the trail" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 *Uber driver leaps out of his car and calls him a fucking c**t* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14029 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out for a family meal the other night and my old man actually had a duck pizza. I was mortified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Out for a family meal the other night and my old man actually had a duck pizza. I was mortified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Brilliant Hope you had a good weekend petal. Sorry I wasn't around to catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Out for a family meal the other night and my old man actually had a duck pizza. I was mortified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 *Uber driver leaps out of his car and calls him a fucking c**t* Just read that- scary shit! Was the nipper ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Yeah, he asked me a few questions about it for the rest of the evening but he's not mentioned it since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Anyone know why there was a load of mounted police around the city centre this afternoon/evening? No but that explains why there was horse shit everywhere this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 No but that explains why there was horse shit everywhere this morning. What TV show is your avatar from, it's really bothering me that I can't remember it...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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