tinofbeans 86 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 should be aye, as long as it's a musos amp and not the one near your telly. got yourself a guitar then Billy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38499 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Have had Mrs. Fist's Mackem work mate and family over this afternoon. Once they'd got over their fear of the electric lighting, all went well until the subject of kids shoes was mentioned, when it emerged their wee one has 6 toes on one foot. I had to make a very hasty exit up to the bathroom, and then chewed on a towel until the laughter died off. Think I got away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 should be aye, as long as it's a musos amp and not the one near your telly. got yourself a guitar then Billy? I've gone on about it enough, but it is a Stagg I300 if you missed it Don't know if that's a reputable brand, but its good enough for a beginner like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26103 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I haven't had any fucking water in my house since Tuesday. Thank fuck I'm off to a hotel tonight for a hot shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3953 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know Monday is a bank holiday but tomorrow seems hitty-missy - some things open, others closed. We should also be thankful that the UK does this weekend holiday carry over thing - they definitely don't in Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34135 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know Monday is a bank holiday but tomorrow seems hitty-missy - some things open, others closed. We should also be thankful that the UK does this weekend holiday carry over thing - they definitely don't in Germany. Showing their true colours there. Inhuman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Is Monday a bank holiday then, because New Years Day is on a Saturday? If so, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' day? I only wanna know as I could do with going to the building society tomorrow morning. Life would be easier if i did online banking I know Monday is a bank holiday but tomorrow seems hitty-missy - some things open, others closed. We should also be thankful that the UK does this weekend holiday carry over thing - they definitely don't in Germany. Thanks. Yes the carry over thing is good in a way, but the miserable company I work for only honour the bank holidays with double time pay...so staff that worked the actual Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Years Day get no extra at all My old employers were decent and paid extra time for it all. It was on the main news a few weeks back about it all, serves them right the tight fisted bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26578 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Have had Mrs. Fist's Mackem work mate and family over this afternoon. Once they'd got over their fear of the electric lighting, all went well until the subject of kids shoes was mentioned, when it emerged their wee one has 6 toes on one foot. I had to make a very hasty exit up to the bathroom, and then chewed on a towel until the laughter died off. Think I got away with it. You utter, utter cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) Graham Norton told my posse to fuck off. There are two types of gays. Nice and Stressy. He's a Stressy one Edited January 1, 2011 by WordPlay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I have to say that the TV has been particulary crap this Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13920 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Aye. Thought "Toast" the other night was canny. There's very little else I've bothered with though. Father Ted night on 4 tonight will pass a couple of hours I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Im making cakes but I think when I took hubby and son in a bacon sandwich that they were watching Wallace and Gromit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Got a take-away about an hour ago and got some Fanta with it, the bottle was a bit different and it tasted different so I checked the back... Exclusively for sale in Vietnam. This product is intended for sale within the territory of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam. Exports are not authorised. If I die, this is why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 A bit of research finds this... VietNamNet Bridge – Chief of the Food Hygiene and Safety Agency Tran Dang has said that the agency has asked Coca Cola Vietnam to explain its recall of Fanta soft drink two months ago. The agency will ask inspectors of the Health Ministry to review the case. Mr Dang said that the agency received the information that Coca Cola Vietnam recalled all 1.5l Fanta bottles (produced on March 1 and 2 and expiring on August 28-29) in Hanoi and northern provinces between March 18-23 due to a high content of Chlorine, a sterlising substance. The information stated that the content level was nearly 35; the permitted level is zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 If it doesn't kill you, it might give you superpowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6431 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 A bit of research finds this... VietNamNet Bridge – Chief of the Food Hygiene and Safety Agency Tran Dang has said that the agency has asked Coca Cola Vietnam to explain its recall of Fanta soft drink two months ago. The agency will ask inspectors of the Health Ministry to review the case. Mr Dang said that the agency received the information that Coca Cola Vietnam recalled all 1.5l Fanta bottles (produced on March 1 and 2 and expiring on August 28-29) in Hanoi and northern provinces between March 18-23 due to a high content of Chlorine, a sterlising substance. The information stated that the content level was nearly 35; the permitted level is zero. Look on the bright side, you'll be cleaning the bog while you piss in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg. What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg. What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam. Though I was named well before that big titted strumpet. Edited January 3, 2011 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Jordan, the long haired Toon supporter who bangs dwarfs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Don't make me get that picture of you with that crown on, looking like king of the spastics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg. What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam. I've got a massive red mark on me shin noo, little bastard. Fuckin mummy's little poppet, he'll end up a spoilt little cunt who wants for nothing. I was so shocked I actually laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Don't make me get that picture of you with that crown on, looking like king of the spastics Have you all got it saved you bastards?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Just been to Asda, everyone looks fucked. Some naughty kid with his mother, ran up to me in the queue and fuckin kicked me in the shin. Can't have been older than 5, what a devil child, I had a lovely vision of kicking this lil twat like the blind footballers do to the cat on the Paddy Power advert. His mother "Jordan don't do that, that's naughty", fuckin naughty if I was another kid the little twat could've broke me leg. What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam. I've got a massive red mark on me shin noo, little bastard. Fuckin mummy's little poppet, he'll end up a spoilt little cunt who wants for nothing. I was so shocked I actually laughed. Did she apologise to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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