Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Pulled up at home tonight , The Boy gets out of the car and, instead of going straight in the house as usual, he waits in the cold and dark on the drive for me to park. I get out and he asks, deadly serious. " Dad, is it a fact that over half the country don't like .... (dramatic pause, he actually did this ) .... Oysters?" Wtf ? (There had been no mention of oysters in the entire evenings conversations ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Innuendo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Innuendo? Doubtful,he's 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Pulled up at home tonight , The Boy gets out of the car and, instead of going straight in the house as usual, he waits in the cold and dark on the drive for me to park. I get out and he asks, deadly serious. " Dad, is it a fact that over half the country don't like .... (dramatic pause, he actually did this ) .... Oysters?" Wtf ? (There had been no mention of oysters in the entire evenings conversations ) Probably correct though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6130 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 One of the kids playing with the remote while I was out. Putting them up for adoption tbh Blast from the past, but my son did this twice before I properly implemented controls to prevent it. Both times Amazon promptly refunded it, the first time after my email they unreservedly apologised and gave me a voucher for USD$20 (it was for the US Amazon prime). I was pretty happy with the service, though no voucher the second time around. Also, there was no voucher the first time I just wanted to rile you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Has anybody ever been to one of Gavin Webster's football shows http://www.thestand.co.uk/show/27886/the_footbaaaall_show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30257 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I would've thought so, otherwise they wouldn't be doing any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Fucking hell man @@ChezGiven, I know times are tough since the crash in the foie gras markets, but you didn't need to resort to this , http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37538453 (I've got the keys to Fop's old safe house if you need it ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 That's Niggaz in Paris for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 He has since agreed to cover it. I'm guessing he ain't exactly of average intelligence though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 He's lucky she didn't give him a good fucking kicking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 lol aye, and tbh i just thought it was funny you'd loved to have seen her face when he opened the wallet and went to hand her a tenner thinking "good man, right thing to do" Peeled it off a money clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Police hunt deformed freak whilst wearing fisheye lens specs.. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/30/police-hunt-man-who-attacked-girl-on-her-way-to-school-in-hackney?cmp=oth_b-aplnews_d-2 That identikit is taking the piss, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 He looks like the lass was tripping her tits off. Come on, that's a piss take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19744 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I know black people generally have bigger noses and lips but fuck me. All he's missing is a 15" schlong to complete the racial profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Either the lass or the bloke doing the composite was a straight up racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13989 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I know black people generally have bigger noses and lips but fuck me. All he's missing is a 15" schlong to complete the racial profile. And people wonder why I live in Lewisham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 They're fucked if he takes his hat off. No one will recognise him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 They're fucked if he takes his hat off. No one will recognise him. He'll just look the same but with an afro I'd wager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 And people wonder why I live in Lewisham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 He'll just look the same but with an afro I'd wager Unless he's got one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/03/someone-made-a-lego-hair-bike-helmet-and-everyone-thinks-its-awesome-6168247/ Oh, and reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13989 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/782920884818325508/video/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Bit of a longer read, but interesting none the less. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/tv-radio/bbc-radio-director-helen-boaden-to-announce-resignation-at-prix-italia-preview-in-lampedusa-a7337181.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Bit of a longer read, but interesting none the less. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/tv-radio/bbc-radio-director-helen-boaden-to-announce-resignation-at-prix-italia-preview-in-lampedusa-a7337181.html Excellent article, cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16502 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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