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IF

 

I get another bastard letter from school telling me how urgent it is that I have to come in and do catch up for coursework because it is extremely vital blah blah blah.

 

Im on the verge of slitting my wrists, the amount of stress Im going through.

 

It's all Souness' fault if you ask me.

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can I have your corpse ?

 

I need one because I need something to blame the smell in my flat on

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I won't be able to stop you.

 

I'd be more use if I was a bike park.

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I can use you as a bottle opener and teatowel holder if it makes you feel any better.

 

Maybe even get a lightbulb on the top of your head and have a bright idea lamp using a stiff.

 

once rigor mortis sets in of course

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Eeeew. Reminds me of yesterday. Delivery driver came to work and the back of has van was lifting. I asked him what the smell was and he pointed to 6 small plastic bins with lids on. :blink: He opened and asked me to look, was basically red gunk with fatty bits. Reading the label it turned out to be sheep intestines. Not chilled or owt. :( Where they were off and why Ive no idea. Rank.

 

Funny if he has a crash though, prob get accused of human traffic ;)

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How can you open bottles with a corpse?

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well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick

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How can you open bottles with a corpse?

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well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick

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Hmmm. Not the most ergonomic design, and I don't like the idea of tea towel holder either. Think I'd stick to the bike rack idea.

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How can you open bottles with a corpse?

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well, they are a bit heavy to lift but if you smack the top of the teeth hard enough it usually does the trick

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Hmmm. Not the most ergonomic design, and I don't like the idea of tea towel holder either. Think I'd stick to the bike rack idea.

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Thanks. I'll make sure I clean my bottom before I die.

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