snakehips 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hi all, just joined up. I'm a chartered accountant so if you have any questions on what any of the figures mean / relate to or where they come from I'll do my best to answer them for you (bearing in mind I have no insider information). (btw I'm the poter on NO who suggested that the 17m overdraft is the Owen money) 120407[/snapback] Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much! 120408[/snapback] Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] Jeeeez! pencils and abacuses' every fuckin where! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hi all, just joined up. I'm a chartered accountant so if you have any questions on what any of the figures mean / relate to or where they come from I'll do my best to answer them for you (bearing in mind I have no insider information). (btw I'm the poter on NO who suggested that the 17m overdraft is the Owen money) 120407[/snapback] Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much! 120408[/snapback] Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] 2 Accountants fighting, PPV material definitely! 120424[/snapback] Choose your weapon tbh. 120428[/snapback] You absolute shithead. I posted that a minute after you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hi all, just joined up. I'm a chartered accountant so if you have any questions on what any of the figures mean / relate to or where they come from I'll do my best to answer them for you (bearing in mind I have no insider information). (btw I'm the poter on NO who suggested that the 17m overdraft is the Owen money) 120407[/snapback] Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much! 120408[/snapback] Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] 2 Accountants fighting, PPV material definitely! 120424[/snapback] Choose your weapon tbh. 120428[/snapback] You absolute shithead. I posted that a minute after you! 120431[/snapback] Great minds. Mine was just that little bit greater, it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieboyo 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much! 120408[/snapback] Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] If you'll do the photocopying too, we've got a deal! I was in audit too but I escaped PwC a few years back for the relative joys of industry. I stress relative. 120423[/snapback] Still there unfortunately! Currently working on the joys of a pension scheme, did get to work on Man Utd for a little bit a couple of years back, which was relatively fun I suppose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Great minds. Mine was just that little bit greater, it seems... 120434[/snapback] I had abacuses in mine though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much! 120408[/snapback] Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] If you'll do the photocopying too, we've got a deal! I was in audit too but I escaped PwC a few years back for the relative joys of industry. I stress relative. 120423[/snapback] Still there unfortunately! Currently working on the joys of a pension scheme, did get to work on Man Utd for a little bit a couple of years back, which was relatively fun I suppose! 120436[/snapback] Get out mate. All accountancy is pretty crap, but practice is just miserable. Especially if they've got you doing pension schemes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] agreed! Christ! accountants aren't half boring. Anyway, wasn't there an original Geordieboyo on the old site?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] agreed! Christ! accountants aren't half boring. Anyway, wasn't there an original Geordieboyo on the old site?? 120448[/snapback] The same Geordie Boyo posts on this site, you're mind is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieboyo 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] 120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] 120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] 120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] 120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. 120471[/snapback] Change "accountant" to German and "personality" to nationality tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieboyo 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] 120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. 120471[/snapback] Change "accountant" to German and "personality" to nationality tbh. 120474[/snapback] I thought Germans used those nuneccesarly tight speedos they all wear as brith control? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Mods, lock this thread now. 120442[/snapback] 120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. 120471[/snapback] Change "accountant" to German and "personality" to nationality tbh. 120474[/snapback] I thought Germans used those nuneccesarly tight speedos they all wear as brith control? 120481[/snapback] That's actually what all kind of trousers look on Gemmill - allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Speedos and whisps are enough to put any lass off like. Not to mention being a speccy midget, eh Isegrim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17741 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Speedos are the male contraceptive in Germany. Hairy armpits are the female contraceptive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Vermin, Fawlty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Did a pension scheme last week. Dull as owt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much! 120408[/snapback] Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] oh shit then Toplass will jump in and we'll have a wallet of moneymonkeys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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