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I was out in Nottingham with a few mates last night, when I noticed I had two missed calls on my mobile from a number I didn't recognise. Now this is hardly a rare event as some of my friends are skint so will often borrow someone else's phone to ring mine. Assuming this to be the case, I rang the number, but I got no answer. So I went back to drinking and forgot about it.

 

About an hour later, the number rang me back. I answered it and there was a drunk girl on the other end asking who I was. I told her that I'd got a missed call from her and that's why I rang, but she ignored this and kept asking who I was. Getting fed up with this I hung up. However she continued to ring me, getting bored I let one of my mates talk to her, who she told that she was sitting in an alley by herself. She rang me another 10 or so times, each of which I ignored.

 

Then the texts started.

 

"I don't know who u r but i'm sitting here in an alley on my own and would sure appreciate knowing who u q x"

 

:o Deciding to be kind I sent her one back saying that she really shouldn't doing such a thing. Her response to a good natured gentleman helping a girl in distress?

 

"Ha ha well don't vexk me if ur not man enough to handle the reply!"

 

And after I didn't reply for five minutes:

 

"Awe t've gona quiet on me r u shy? x"

 

Having quite enough of this, I decided that ignoring her wasn't really working, so I started to send her texts about nothing at all:

 

"about half an hour on gas mark 5 should do it"

"oh i wouldn't know. It's for the wife"

"407. No, 497."

"well that depends. does it come in blue?"

"second left after the post office. you can't miss it"

 

Each of these was followed by a confused (and gradually more angry) text from her. After her last reply ("fuck off") I decided enough was enough. :)

 

I still want to know what she was doing in alley though. She even said she could really do with my help at one point. :blush:

 

I've still got her number....

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I was out in Nottingham with a few mates last night, when I noticed I had two missed calls on my mobile from a number I didn't recognise. Now this is hardly a rare event as some of my friends are skint so will often borrow someone else's phone to ring mine. Assuming this to be the case, I rang the number, but I got no answer. So I went back to drinking and forgot about it.

 

About an hour later, the number rang me back. I answered it and there was a drunk girl on the other end asking who I was. I told her that I'd got a missed call from her and that's why I rang, but she ignored this and kept asking who I was. Getting fed up with this I hung up. However she continued to ring me, getting bored I let one of my mates talk to her, who she told that she was sitting in an alley by herself. She rang me another 10 or so times, each of which I ignored.

 

Then the texts started.

 

"I don't know who u r but i'm sitting here in an alley on my own and would sure appreciate knowing who u q x"

 

:o Deciding to be kind I sent her one back saying that she really shouldn't doing such a thing. Her response to a good natured gentleman helping a girl in distress?

 

"Ha ha well don't vexk me if ur not man enough to handle the reply!"

 

And after I didn't reply for five minutes:

 

"Awe t've gona quiet on me r u shy? x"

 

Having quite enough of this, I decided that ignoring her wasn't really working, so I started to send her texts about nothing at all:

 

"about half an hour on gas mark 5 should do it"

"oh i wouldn't know. It's for the wife"

"407. No, 497."

"well that depends. does it come in blue?"

"second left after the post office. you can't miss it"Each of these was followed by a confused (and gradually more angry) text from her. After her last reply ("fuck off") I decided enough was enough. :)

 

I still want to know what she was doing in alley though. She even said she could really do with my help at one point.  :blush:

 

I've still got her number....

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cray - Z tbh

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I was out in Nottingham with a few mates last night, when I noticed I had two missed calls on my mobile from a number I didn't recognise. Now this is hardly a rare event as some of my friends are skint so will often borrow someone else's phone to ring mine. Assuming this to be the case, I rang the number, but I got no answer. So I went back to drinking and forgot about it.

 

About an hour later, the number rang me back. I answered it and there was a drunk girl on the other end asking who I was. I told her that I'd got a missed call from her and that's why I rang, but she ignored this and kept asking who I was. Getting fed up with this I hung up. However she continued to ring me, getting bored I let one of my mates talk to her, who she told that she was sitting in an alley by herself. She rang me another 10 or so times, each of which I ignored.

 

Then the texts started.

 

"I don't know who u r but i'm sitting here in an alley on my own and would sure appreciate knowing who u q x"

 

:o Deciding to be kind I sent her one back saying that she really shouldn't doing such a thing. Her response to a good natured gentleman helping a girl in distress?

 

"Ha ha well don't vexk me if ur not man enough to handle the reply!"

 

And after I didn't reply for five minutes:

 

"Awe t've gona quiet on me r u shy? x"

 

Having quite enough of this, I decided that ignoring her wasn't really working, so I started to send her texts about nothing at all:

 

"about half an hour on gas mark 5 should do it"

"oh i wouldn't know. It's for the wife"

"407. No, 497."

"well that depends. does it come in blue?"

"second left after the post office. you can't miss it"Each of these was followed by a confused (and gradually more angry) text from her. After her last reply ("fuck off") I decided enough was enough. :)

 

I still want to know what she was doing in alley though. She even said she could really do with my help at one point.  :blush:

 

I've still got her number....

121049[/snapback]

 

 

cray - Z tbh

121117[/snapback]

 

:(:(:( I just spat Doritoes over the screen :(

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I was out in Nottingham with a few mates last night, when I noticed I had two missed calls on my mobile from a number I didn't recognise. Now this is hardly a rare event as some of my friends are skint so will often borrow someone else's phone to ring mine. Assuming this to be the case, I rang the number, but I got no answer. So I went back to drinking and forgot about it.

 

About an hour later, the number rang me back. I answered it and there was a drunk girl on the other end asking who I was. I told her that I'd got a missed call from her and that's why I rang, but she ignored this and kept asking who I was. Getting fed up with this I hung up. However she continued to ring me, getting bored I let one of my mates talk to her, who she told that she was sitting in an alley by herself. She rang me another 10 or so times, each of which I ignored.

 

Then the texts started.

 

"I don't know who u r but i'm sitting here in an alley on my own and would sure appreciate knowing who u q x"

 

:o Deciding to be kind I sent her one back saying that she really shouldn't doing such a thing. Her response to a good natured gentleman helping a girl in distress?

 

"Ha ha well don't vexk me if ur not man enough to handle the reply!"

 

And after I didn't reply for five minutes:

 

"Awe t've gona quiet on me r u shy? x"

 

Having quite enough of this, I decided that ignoring her wasn't really working, so I started to send her texts about nothing at all:

 

"about half an hour on gas mark 5 should do it"

"oh i wouldn't know. It's for the wife"

"407. No, 497."

"well that depends. does it come in blue?"

"second left after the post office. you can't miss it"Each of these was followed by a confused (and gradually more angry) text from her. After her last reply ("fuck off") I decided enough was enough. :)

 

I still want to know what she was doing in alley though. She even said she could really do with my help at one point.  :blush:

 

I've still got her number....

121049[/snapback]

 

 

cray - Z tbh

121117[/snapback]

 

Ignoring her clearly wasn't working, this stopped her ringing/texting me. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

 

Bit like crack in that regard. :(

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Very good.

 

And no, you dirty perverts, I am not PMing her number to anyone. 'sophie' was a skinhead trying to rip people off. This girl was just drunk (and a bit disurbed) who somehow found my number (or typed it in by mistake).

 

Besides, she might start ringing me again! :)

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