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Oh Dear...

 

Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and Countrymen,

lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern

Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return

victorious." The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty

Caesar" Brutus turns to his mate and says "He doesn't half talk some shite

eh?

 

He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."

 

Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses

the crowd in the Coliseum.

 

"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France

and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls". The crowd are up on their feet

again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his

mate "I'm sick of his bullshit, I'm off to France to check this out."

 

Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome.

Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again. "Friends, Romans and

Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those

bastards out" The crowd are up on their feet."Yeeeeeeeees, hail mighty

Caesar"

 

Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are a liar.

 

You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there

to check it out and you only killed 25,000!!!!"

 

The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.

 

Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and

says, "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........away Gauls count double in Europe."

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Oh Dear...

 

Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and Countrymen,

lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern

Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return

victorious." The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty

Caesar" Brutus turns to his mate and says "He doesn't half talk some shite

eh?

 

He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."

 

Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses

the crowd in the Coliseum.

 

"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France

and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls". The crowd are up on their feet

again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his

mate "I'm sick of his bullshit, I'm off to France to check this out."

 

Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome.

Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again. "Friends, Romans and

Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those

bastards out" The crowd are up on their feet."Yeeeeeeeees, hail mighty

Caesar"

 

Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are a liar.

 

You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there

to check it out and you only killed 25,000!!!!"

 

The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.

 

Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and

says, "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........away Gauls count double in Europe."

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You couldn't even give that joke away for free to a Charioty shop

Edited by Toonpack

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