Bastard Garden Centres

[Gemmill 34190]

bigger spongers than students. Fact.

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Aye but they smell better.

[Smooth Operator 10]

Her indoors wanted to go round the garden centres yesterday, i couldn't be arsed going to more than 1 so I said I'd take her to the best one (Heighley Gate) and that's it. So having finally got parked and evaded all the pensioners in their wheelchairs wor lass set about spending 100 quid on plants. Plants ffs!!! They'll be dead in a few month cos neither of us have green fingers! Well I do every other Tuesday when Wacky's down his allotment and I pop round to see his missus but thats not for here!

 

We then went into the restaurant for lunch, had to wait in a queue for 20 minutes then when i finally got to being served this old bint pushed in front of me. I had my tray on the rack behind this bloke and as I went to push it on she pushed my tray back the other way. I looked up at her and she said she was next. So i looked at the bloke i was behind and said was i behind you? He said aye and then the old bitch claimed, well there wasn't a queue when i got here. So i said, well were telling you now that there is. So she said, well i've got an elderly relative so i need to get served first. So i said, well i've got a 7 and a half month pregnant girlfriend if you want to play that game. Then her husband put his tray down and just carried on as if nowt was the matter and went to get served. All through this the wifey on the till saw what was going on and made no attempt to rectify the situation. Instead saying to the old cow, you look how I felt. So I couldn't help myself and said, well if you feel like a fat, ugly, dried up old slapper then your spot on pet!!!

 

Jaws hit the floor and I thought she was gonna collapse tbh. Her bloke was just trying to hurry her along. I eventually got seated and was in her eye shot, she was scarlet faced and foaming through-out. Served her right the stupid old cunt.

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FFS man, are you trying to get every post you start of lifted into the gold forum?

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You might say I have the Midas touch!

 

After spending 100 quid on plants and shit I got home last night to discover that wor lass had planted 9 bulbs and then declared that there was no room in the garden for the remaining 91 bulbs in the box!

[Guest alex]

bigger spongers than students. Fact.

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And more deserving. Fact.

[ewerk 26192]

I can't wait till I get to that age so I can finally act like a cunt without needing an excuse.

[Craig 6293]

I can't wait till I get to that age so I can finally act like a cunt without needing an excuse.

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