Gemmill 34425 Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 i can make up rhymes about any topic off the top of my head. its my party piece 123031[/snapback] I bet the people that send these poems in think similar tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Beer When I see a pint of beer It makes me cheer At the end of a shitty day A yummy beer makes me go yay Man united Man u fuck U You are full of crap the players are saps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) Beer When I see a pint of beer It makes me cheer At the end of a shitty day A yummy beer makes me go yay Man united Man u fuck U You are full of crap the players are saps 123042[/snapback] I preferred the Golden Oldies Swimming Day. You must be a wow at parties though. Edited April 18, 2006 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 if we are drunk i do. Especially when I come up with rhymes, about the clit and boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Jesus wept, the Chronicle is hilariously bad. Mind, so is Radio Newcastle. I listened to it going in the other day (not being able to stand any more of Brazil) and they were having a special from the airport, where they were going around asking people what they thought of it. "Erm, it's alright" was the usual response. Then they had a phone in competition. Can't remember what the question was, but the prize was a meal for 2 at the Beefeaters pub near the airport. Pure Alan Partridge, and one of the hazards of living in a provicial city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Jesus wept, the Chronicle is hilariously bad. Mind, so is Radio Newcastle. I listened to it going in the other day (not being able to stand any more of Brazil) and they were having a special from the airport, where they were going around asking people what they thought of it. "Erm, it's alright" was the usual response. Then they had a phone in competition. Can't remember what the question was, but the prize was a meal for 2 at the Beefeaters pub near the airport. Pure Alan Partridge, and one of the hazards of living in a provicial city. 123047[/snapback] None of that even rhymes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Jesus wept, the Chronicle is hilariously bad. Mind, so is Radio Newcastle. I listened to it going in the other day (not being able to stand any more of Brazil) and they were having a special from the airport, where they were going around asking people what they thought of it. "Erm, it's alright" was the usual response. Then they had a phone in competition. Can't remember what the question was, but the prize was a meal for 2 at the Beefeaters pub near the airport. Pure Alan Partridge, and one of the hazards of living in a provicial city. 123047[/snapback] None of that even rhymes! 123051[/snapback] I'm not a poet and don't I know it Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've sent one in, doubt they'll print it... Chronicle poems are really shit They only need to rhyme a bit But if they don’t then that’s OK You can just put what you want because all the best poems don’t rhyme. And you’ll look all fancy. But if a rhyme is what you want The words rearrange, to remove the daunt We should see how bad we can make them and still get printed. One of Sophie's will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 A meal for 2 at the Beefeaters near the airport? Here pet, do you fancy driving miles out of our way for a shite meal in a crap pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Haway Sophie, get one submitted. Your beer one was canny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've sent one in, doubt they'll print it... Chronicle poems are really shit They only need to rhyme a bit But if they don’t then that’s OK You can just put what you want because all the best poems don’t rhyme. And you’ll look all fancy. But if a rhyme is what you want The words rearrange, to remove the daunt We should see how bad we can make them and still get printed. One of Sophie's will do. 123056[/snapback] That's spot on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I believe submissions should go to jennifer.bradbury@ncjmedia.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 This one is utter shit but here it goes Friends my friends make me happy When my day is crappy We have fun out on the piss, Spotting hot guys is bliss Than we take a lucky one to bed and take turns giving him head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've sent one in, doubt they'll print it... Chronicle poems are really shit They only need to rhyme a bit But if they don’t then that’s OK You can just put what you want because all the best poems don’t rhyme. And you’ll look all fancy. But if a rhyme is what you want The words rearrange, to remove the daunt We should see how bad we can make them and still get printed. One of Sophie's will do. 123056[/snapback] That's spot on 123059[/snapback] Superb. I suggest replacing "are really shit" with "do the trick" if you want it published though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've sent one in, doubt they'll print it... Chronicle poems are really shit They only need to rhyme a bit But if they don’t then that’s OK You can just put what you want because all the best poems don’t rhyme. And you’ll look all fancy. But if a rhyme is what you want The words rearrange, to remove the daunt We should see how bad we can make them and still get printed. One of Sophie's will do. 123056[/snapback] That's spot on 123059[/snapback] Superb. I suggest replacing "are really shit" with "do the trick" if you want it published though. 123063[/snapback] Perfect. Will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've sent one in, doubt they'll print it... Chronicle poems are really shit They only need to rhyme a bit But if they don’t then that’s OK You can just put what you want because all the best poems don’t rhyme. And you’ll look all fancy. But if a rhyme is what you want The words rearrange, to remove the daunt We should see how bad we can make them and still get printed. One of Sophie's will do. 123056[/snapback] That's spot on 123059[/snapback] Superb. I suggest replacing "are really shit" with "do the trick" if you want it published though. 123063[/snapback] 'Do the trick' is less offensive and it doesn't really rhyme, making it ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 This one is utter shit but here it goes Friends my friends make me happy When my day is crappy We have fun out on the piss, Spotting hot guys is bliss Than we take a lucky one to bed and take turns giving him head 123062[/snapback] I get the impression you're really trying with these, Sophie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 toontastic.net toontastic.neet is the site to be on to chat about football, or smoothies hard on Although I am a newbie on this site I find it fun, and love talking shite Its better than reading my college books or shakespeare who some believe was a queer so instead of working away but some fun in your day join toontastic.net for some of the best laughs, you'll have yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 This one is utter shit but here it goes Friends my friends make me happy When my day is crappy We have fun out on the piss, Spotting hot guys is bliss Than we take a lucky one to bed and take turns giving him head 123062[/snapback] I get the impression you're really trying with these, Sophie. 123069[/snapback] They'd never print that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i am. talking the piss though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 toontastic.net toontastic.neet is the site to be on to chat about football, or smoothies hard on Although I am a newbie on this site I find it fun, and love talking shite Its better than reading my college books or shakespeare who some believe was a queer so instead of working away but some fun in your day join toontastic.net for some of the best laughs, you'll have yet 123072[/snapback] Peaks on the second line tbh, better though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Christ, they are worse than the lyrics to a Streets album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Live life to full Apr 14 2006 By Anon, The Evening Chronicle Take pleasure, from the wonders of nature, It's all around us, Try to understand, Apologise when in the wrong Make love not war, Jesus fucking wept 123007[/snapback] Here's the rest of it: Seek out a faithful friend, Replace hate with trust Whenever possible, Make enemies into friends, Think and be kind To other people, And live you life To the full 123018[/snapback] I've changed my mind about the death penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) How about this one? Some posters on toontastic.net Are fond of saying Jesus wept And it should come as no surprise, To hear to be honest materialise. All this applies to those in the know And all I can say is and rightly so. Kind of goes down hill after the first line I think. Edited April 18, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 How about this one? Some posters on toontastic.net Are fond of saying Jesus wept And it should come as no surprise, To hear to be honest materialise. All this applies to those in the know And all I can say is and rightly so. 123117[/snapback] Canny, but ars just isn't taking off tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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