Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 On my way home from work tonight i received a phone call from a very distressed and distraught Smooth Operator. His exact words were "You'll never fucking guess who i know off the board?" he then goes onto tell me that him and Meenzer were "Bum Chums" when they were younger and they were never apart and spent a lot of time alone together, "playing games" and "having fun" at each others houses. Immediately alarm bells started ringing for me, so jokingly i said "I bet you went to cubs & scouts together", his reply "yes we did, we also went horseriding together and come to think of it Meenzer always rode pillion" he obviously had it in him from an early age this gay malarky, at this point i replied "the only fucka thats had it in him from an early age is you, now don't ring this number again and promptly hung up". The thing thats what's starting to worry me is has SMO been weighing me up all this time thinking i might be up for a stroll down the Bournville Boulevard, as ever since our first day of meeting he's been awfully nice to me, so much so I introduced him to some of my mates and family but to think he's been after getting into my teatowel holder all this time and probably knocking bedroom popadoms out on the strength of something happen has left me some what disturbed. I mean if he is licking the wrong side of the stamp then fair do's but to keep this sort of thing a secret from me all this time i find somewhat worrying and can only come to the conclusion he was fulfilling or had plans to act out some sort of sick fantasy, what with me being a dwarf 'n' all. Anyway, with my reputation i can't be seen knocking around with pork knuckles so unless he can assure me it was just a phase he was going through and it was Meenzer who was on roll patrol (receiving end) then i can't see much future for our double act relationship as off the top of my head i can't think of ant decent gay comedy duo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 wacky - youve got nowt to worry about you'll both be the same height lying down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 grooming tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Funny thing is he was saying he had recently purchased a pommel horse with adjustable legs from E-Bay, it's all coming together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Funny thing is he was saying he had recently purchased a pommel horse with adjustable legs from E-Bay, it's all coming together. 124057[/snapback] Did he buy the "rings" too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 On my way home from work tonight i received a phone call from a very distressed and distraught Smooth Operator. His exact words were "You'll never fucking guess who i know off the board?" he then goes onto tell me that him and Meenzer were "Bum Chums" when they were younger and they were never apart and spent a lot of time alone together, "playing games" and "having fun" at each others houses. Immediately alarm bells started ringing for me, so jokingly i said "I bet you went to cubs & scouts together", his reply "yes we did, we also went horseriding together and come to think of it Meenzer always rode pillion" he obviously had it in him from an early age this gay malarky, at this point i replied "the only fucka thats had it in him from an early age is you, now don't ring this number again and promptly hung up". The thing thats what's starting to worry me is has SMO been weighing me up all this time thinking i might be up for a stroll down the Bournville Boulevard, as ever since our first day of meeting he's been awfully nice to me, so much so I introduced him to some of my mates and family but to think he's been after getting into my teatowel holder all this time and probably knocking bedroom popadoms out on the strength of something happen has left me some what disturbed. I mean if he is licking the wrong side of the stamp then fair do's but to keep this sort of thing a secret from me all this time i find somewhat worrying and can only come to the conclusion he was fulfilling or had plans to act out some sort of sick fantasy, what with me being a dwarf 'n' all. Anyway, with my reputation i can't be seen knocking around with pork knuckles so unless he can assure me it was just a phase he was going through and it was Meenzer who was on roll patrol (receiving end) then i can't see much future for our double act relationship as off the top of my head i can't think of ant decent gay comedy duo's. 124049[/snapback] As an avid fan of euphamisms, I enjoyed this post immensely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 (edited) *Not actually a euphamism. Edited April 19, 2006 by luckyluke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 On my way home from work tonight i received a phone call from a very distressed and distraught Smooth Operator. His exact words were "You'll never fucking guess who i know off the board?" he then goes onto tell me that him and Meenzer were "Bum Chums" when they were younger and they were never apart and spent a lot of time alone together, "playing games" and "having fun" at each others houses. Immediately alarm bells started ringing for me, so jokingly i said "I bet you went to cubs & scouts together", his reply "yes we did, we also went horseriding together and come to think of it Meenzer always rode pillion" he obviously had it in him from an early age this gay malarky, at this point i replied "the only fucka thats had it in him from an early age is you, now don't ring this number again and promptly hung up". The thing thats what's starting to worry me is has SMO been weighing me up all this time thinking i might be up for a stroll down the Bournville Boulevard, as ever since our first day of meeting he's been awfully nice to me, so much so I introduced him to some of my mates and family but to think he's been after getting into my teatowel holder all this time and probably knocking bedroom popadoms out on the strength of something happen has left me some what disturbed. I mean if he is licking the wrong side of the stamp then fair do's but to keep this sort of thing a secret from me all this time i find somewhat worrying and can only come to the conclusion he was fulfilling or had plans to act out some sort of sick fantasy, what with me being a dwarf 'n' all. Anyway, with my reputation i can't be seen knocking around with pork knuckles so unless he can assure me it was just a phase he was going through and it was Meenzer who was on roll patrol (receiving end) then i can't see much future for our double act relationship as off the top of my head i can't think of ant decent gay comedy duo's. 124049[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17604 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I have to say that I suspected S-O's Cassanova act might be an act, and I think this has been confirmed. Whether he's just in the closet or is in denial I don't know, but it all makes sense now. It's his g/f I feel sorry for....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Anyone else reckon he knew all along that Sophie was a bloke, and that it worked out as a convenient cover for him to text pictures of his weapon to skinheads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 I have to say that I suspected S-O's Cassanova act might be an act, and I think this has been confirmed. Whether he's just in the closet or is in denial I don't know, but it all makes sense now. It's his g/f I feel sorry for....... 124150[/snapback] She'll be broken when she reads that text i've sent her, then again the jigsaw will probably fall into place, all those sordid things he's been asking her to perform in the bedroom will eventually all make sense. Poor lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Anyone else reckon he knew all along that Sophie was a bloke, and that it worked out as a convenient cover for him to text pictures of his weapon to skinheads? 124152[/snapback] He sent a picture of his roundhead to a skinhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 On my way home from work tonight i received a phone call from a very distressed and distraught Smooth Operator. His exact words were "You'll never fucking guess who i know off the board?" he then goes onto tell me that him and Meenzer were "Bum Chums" when they were younger and they were never apart and spent a lot of time alone together, "playing games" and "having fun" at each others houses. Immediately alarm bells started ringing for me, so jokingly i said "I bet you went to cubs & scouts together", his reply "yes we did, we also went horseriding together and come to think of it Meenzer always rode pillion" he obviously had it in him from an early age this gay malarky, at this point i replied "the only fucka thats had it in him from an early age is you, now don't ring this number again and promptly hung up". The thing thats what's starting to worry me is has SMO been weighing me up all this time thinking i might be up for a stroll down the Bournville Boulevard, as ever since our first day of meeting he's been awfully nice to me, so much so I introduced him to some of my mates and family but to think he's been after getting into my teatowel holder all this time and probably knocking bedroom popadoms out on the strength of something happen has left me some what disturbed. I mean if he is licking the wrong side of the stamp then fair do's but to keep this sort of thing a secret from me all this time i find somewhat worrying and can only come to the conclusion he was fulfilling or had plans to act out some sort of sick fantasy, what with me being a dwarf 'n' all. Anyway, with my reputation i can't be seen knocking around with pork knuckles so unless he can assure me it was just a phase he was going through and it was Meenzer who was on roll patrol (receiving end) then i can't see much future for our double act relationship as off the top of my head i can't think of ant decent gay comedy duo's. 124049[/snapback] Look lads I can't help it if an old friend of mine take it up the wrong un' can I. The Operator is still as Smooth as ever, no worries about this. As for the double act, the stunted bastard Wacky hasn't been pulling his weight for months now, I was thinking of going it on my own tbh - he admitted to me he actually prefered posting on the SMB board so he's dead to me now anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? 124165[/snapback] Smooth Sodomizer tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? 124165[/snapback] Smooth Sodomizer tbh 124166[/snapback] Sade missed a trick there. A sure-fire gay anthem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? 124165[/snapback] was called wacky jnr, banned for life now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Anyone else reckon he knew all along that Sophie was a bloke, and that it worked out as a convenient cover for him to text pictures of his weapon to skinheads? 124152[/snapback] If I was so inclined to send pictures of my love horn to skinheads in Durham I wouldn't need to make up some story about a dodgy hooker tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13959 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I had no idea this would have such far-reaching consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? 124165[/snapback] was called wacky jnr, banned for life now 124169[/snapback] Did you not get back on as Wacky Snr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? 124165[/snapback] was called wacky jnr, banned for life now 124169[/snapback] Did you not get back on as Wacky Snr? 124173[/snapback] Jesus Christ! We're dealing with a major league hacker, here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I had no idea this would have such far-reaching consequences. 124172[/snapback] Don't worry mate, it's all tongue in bum...er I mean cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wacky, what you called on the SMB? 124165[/snapback] was called wacky jnr, banned for life now 124169[/snapback] Did you not get back on as Wacky Snr? 124173[/snapback] Jesus Christ! We're dealing with a major league hacker, here! 124177[/snapback] Straights, that was his cunning plan to get back on!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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