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No i certainly wouldnt :lol: how can those woman have been so gullible? One 'got suspicious' when he started to perform a genital exam!! :lol:

 

I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!! :lol:

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I'd be more likely to let the postman fondle my tits!!!  :lol:

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Do you live on a Navy estate??

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erm noooo :lol:

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:lol:

 

No problem, just with what GF said it brough back memories lol :lol:

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ok sweetie....(im totally lost, but nevermind, whats new)? :D

 

:yes

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I think his reference to me was in relation to the fact that i used to be a Postie...

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ahhhh I see! :lol:

 

I think im still in shock from Torquay and the Toon winning today :lol::lol:

 

Theres still hope for the mighty Gulls yet :lol:

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Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay.......  :lol:

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Here you go jimbo

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem

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And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol

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Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! :lol:

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Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay.......  :lol:

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Here you go jimbo

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem

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And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol

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Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! :lol:

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you havent seen my postie :lol:

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Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay.......  :lol:

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Here you go jimbo

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem

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And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol

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Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! :lol:

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you havent seen my postie :lol:

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You'd soon be gagging for it if you saw me walking down your path dressed as a posty clutching a large package !! :lol:

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Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay.......  :lol:

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Here you go jimbo

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem

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And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol

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Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! :lol:

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you havent seen my postie :D

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You'd soon be gagging for it if you saw me walking down your path dressed as a posty clutching a large package !! :lol:

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no shortage of ego here then!!! :lol:

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Hmmm I wonder if you can buy a doctors bag on ebay.......  :lol:

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Here you go jimbo

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Prostate-Kit-Prostat...1QQcmdZViewItem

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And if that fails, i could dig out an old Postman uniform for him lol

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Well if you can, seems like the women-folk of Torquay are gullible ! :lol:

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you havent seen my postie :D

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You'd soon be gagging for it if you saw me walking down your path dressed as a posty clutching a large package !! :lol:

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no shortage of ego here then!!! :lol:

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Just a shortage of package !

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Word of advice though if you get asked in for coffee Jimbo...

 

Make sure the house is empty!! I once had some wife ask me in for coffee, i looked in the door and there was the husband sat on the sofa giving me a wave. I politely explained it wasn't allowed for us to leave the duty for coffee etc and got to f*ck..

 

 

:lol:

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Word of advice though if you get asked in for coffee Jimbo...

 

Make sure the house is empty!! I once had some wife ask me in for coffee, i looked in the door and there was the husband sat on the sofa giving me a wave.  I politely explained it wasn't allowed for us to leave the duty for coffee etc and got to f*ck..

 

 

:lol:

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:lol::lol::lol:

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When the Boston Strangler was out and about the polis set up a trap - this guy came in to fix the lights and dived on the "female home owner"

 

every cupboard spewed a large copper and he was dragged off screaming that he did it all the time and half the ones he tried it disagreed and half really went for it BUT NO-ONE EVER COMPLAINED

 

Two days later they had to let him go as they'd checked upand his story was true.......................

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