manc-mag 1 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Manmeet Gobla? Reckon this is a put up job tbh. Our system is shared with the Revenue and unless this lass hasnt got internet access, she doesnt exist cos I cant find any trace of her! 127848[/snapback] You mean Inland Revenue? She's either a Local Authority or general DWP, doubt you'd have access to either of those. Detective Manc fails again. 127861[/snapback] I assumed you (and therefore Manmeet also) were Revenue, seeing as you're in the same building as the pig on stilts?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 When I was repping years ago in Greece we had a lass called Wendy House stay on the island. 127844[/snapback] I met a lass on holiday once in Greece called Jodie House who had a kid sister called 'Wendy'.... Wasn't from Nuneaton was she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) Manmeet Gobla? Reckon this is a put up job tbh. Our system is shared with the Revenue and unless this lass hasnt got internet access, she doesnt exist cos I cant find any trace of her! 127848[/snapback] The first and last names are genuine, though I've obviously no way of verifying more than that. Anyone fancy calling Newcastle Council? Best one I ever heard was Brida Pidgeon, parents must have been proper piss-takers. How the fuck do you spell Brida, Breeda, Breda...? Edited April 26, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 I went out with a posh lass from Jesmond called Dorkus Pye, her sister was called Tallulah Pye. I ate Pye every night for months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I went out with a posh lass from Jesmond called Dorkus Pye, her sister was called Tallulah Pye. I ate Pye every night for months! 127880[/snapback] Got your fingers in many pyes SMO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Manmeet Gobla? Reckon this is a put up job tbh. Our system is shared with the Revenue and unless this lass hasnt got internet access, she doesnt exist cos I cant find any trace of her! 127848[/snapback] The first and last names are genuine, though I've obviously no way of verifying more than that. Anyone fancy calling Newcastle Council? Best one I ever heard was Brida Pidgeon, parents must have been proper piss-takers. How the fuck do you spell Brida, Breeda, Breda...? 127879[/snapback] Fuck naas, but they could have made your life easier and called her Freda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 theres a fanny hair lives in seaham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Betty Swollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I know someone called Faye King, poor lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hggcraig 0 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 just found out theres a women basketball player called Ivana Mandic plays for the Charlotte 49ers i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 When I was a lad and worked for Northern Gas we had a customer called: Mr William Ankers weird fucker he was, he used to write in all the time (this was in the days before email and call centre's) and in tiny writting around the whole edge of his envelopes and letters he used to write "eat fruit pips" !?!?!?! If anyone can enlighten me, after all these years, about the benefits of eating fruit pips I will be very gratefull Phone book also used to have a Mr Orville Orange, and my own all time favourite Cmdr W.E. Kitkat Ret'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13932 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Probably a fake. Still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 There's a bloke writes for BBC Sport called Ben Dirs. Check if you don't believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Ive just had that emailed to me today, oddly enough from a customer in Glasgee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 Had some dealings this morning with a Ron Gadgie!! Class, he was a proper radgie-gadgie an all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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